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REALLY EXPENSIVE ART SHOP:<br />
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And no, I don't care if you think I'm overpriced. I know how to price myself the way I want myself to be priced and that's all I need to know.<br />
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My username is pronounced JOO-BREH!<br />
If I intended to be called DJ for the rest of my life, I would have written my username as DJ Ubre; I do understand the function of spaces and capital letters. Calling me "DJ" only indicates that you're a moron so don't do it.<br />
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Taking my giant German Shepherd-shaped ego Hugo seriously (yes, it has a name! It sleeps under the same roof as me after all, though there's times he's had to sleep outside because he couldn't fit through the doorway) also indicates that your mental power is somewhat lacking, and as such, I refer you to my media in hopes you get it one day smile <br />
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Lyrics to Armani:<br />
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Listen up my people,<br />
Everything looks good on me<br />
'Cause I'm wearing white Armani<br />
Gucci dresses me<br />
Pissed off are my enemies<br />
'Cause I've got expensive undies<br />
(They are Versace's)<br />
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Hey!<br />
With a fine limousine<br />
Good wine I'm drinking<br />
They all riot against me<br />
But what can I do?<br />
God can't even touch me<br />
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Kissing all fine ladies<br />
From television series!<br />
My own world tour maps I'm sharing<br />
And having fun celebrating<br />
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My shirts are clean always<br />
Never wear the same thing twice<br />
And my shoes complete with spurs<br />
Are made from fine Tiger furs<br />
The girls all go wild<br />
From my Rolex made from gold<br />
That's why Halle Berry<br />
Wants me to marry!<br />
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But what can I do?<br />
God can't even touch me<br />
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