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  • Artist Info: Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.<br />
    His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.<br />
    His blood smells like cologne.<br />
    He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.<br />
    If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.<br />
    The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way<br />
    He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.<br />
    Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.<br />
    He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.<br />
    He speeks fluent French, in Russian.<br />
    He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.<br />
    Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.<br />
    He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels<br />
    He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.<br />
    He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.<br />
    His organ donor card also includes his beard.<br />
    His Mother has a tattoo on the back of her neck that says "Son"<br />
    His name is -_KN1NJA_-<br />
    and he is... The Most Interesting Man in the World<br />
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