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Name: Sabrina Barrett<br />
Birthday: 4/20/89<br />
Gender: Female<br />
Status: Taken by a ninja!<br />
Fave colors: red and black!!<br />
myspace.com/teh_demented_pixi<br />
ok! for starters i was conceived out of a threesome. my mom's husband didn't get my mom pregnant, it was the other guy. i was born on 4/20, how awesome is that? i was adopted. i got 2 siblings from my birth family and 7 siblings from my adopted family. i love music, rock and metal is what i like to jam to. i draw. i want to be an anime artist but i can only draw sexy women, yeah, its an enjoyable hobby. <--perv. i have a really dark, sick, twisted, demented, and dirty mind, i just keep it well hidden. i'm a mini skirt and boots type of girl. gotta love the boots! sometimes i can be deep, other times i can be a clutz. I'm a very laid back person and I hate drama.<br />
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Things Not To Say During Sex<br />
*I have to poop<br />
*Smile for the camera!<br />
*Get off me, I'll do it myself!<br />
*This is your first time...right?<br />
*You're almost as good as my ex!<br />
*When is this supposed to feel good?<br />
*I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!<br />
*I was so horny tonight I would have take a sheep home<br />
*Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper<br />
*Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!<br />
*On second thought, let's turn the lights off<br />
*I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!<br />
*But everybody looks funny naked!<br />
*Do I have to pay for this?<br />
*No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!<br />
*Actually, your sister "likes" it like this<br />
*What's your name again?<br />
*Hold on, let me change the channel<br />
*It's nice to be in bed with someone I don't have to inflate<br />
*Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago