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Disclaimer: If you recognize a quote or something in my profile then I probably stole it from the owner. Heh heh...<br />
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Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.<br />
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I'm not at work today because the voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns. By the way, the voices don't like you very much.<br />
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Everything I have ever told you is a lie, including this.<br />
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There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those you can't.<br />
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You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.<br />
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Wear pink! It confuses the enemy!<br />
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Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I like you, maybe it's an evil devious smile.<br />
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I am a heavily medicated, well armed, recluse that is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult with controversial political and social views.<br />
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.<br />
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What a tragedy that so many must die to thwart a single madman.<br />
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good.<br />
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br />
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So many idiots, so little time to kill them.<br />
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24 hour banking? I don't have time for that.<br />
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If everything is running smoothly, then you're obviously overlooking something.<br />
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Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?<br />
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There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.<br />
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A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.<br />
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I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.<br />
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.<br />
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.<br />
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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.<br />
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.<br />
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.<br />
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.<br />
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.<br />
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Tell the truth then run.<br />
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Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!<br />
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When life gives you lemons, read them and enjoy!<br />
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Someone once asked me, "Why do you always insist on taking the hard road?" I replied, "Why do you assume I see two roads?"<br />
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I have seen war. I have seen war on land and sea. I have seen blood running from the wounded. I have seen the dead in the mud. I have seen cities destroyed. I have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives. I hate war.<br />
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One bright day in the middle of the night,<br />
Two dead boys got up to fight.<br />
Back to back they faced the other,<br />
Drew their swords and shot each other.<br />
One was blind and the other couldn't see,<br />
So they chose a dummy for the referee.<br />
A blind man went to see fair play,<br />
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"<br />
A paralysed donkey was passing by,<br />
Kicked the blind man in the eye.<br />
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,<br />
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.<br />
A deaf policeman heard the noise,<br />
And ran to save the two dead boys.<br />
And if you don't believe it's true,<br />
Go ask the bind man, he saw it too!<br />
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Overprotection can keep people from becoming all they could become. Many of our best achievements came the hard way: we took risks, fell flat, suffered, picked ourselves up, and tried again. Sometimes we made it and sometimes we did not. Even so, we were always given the chance to try.<br />
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-Messing A. Round