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xd I'm The Zombie Under Your Bed xd ,The Name Isx Ollie!Ima Vegetarian<--I Hate Meat..Ughhh..I Believe Everyone Isx Here For A Reason. ninja <---NINJAS!Ohh,Yeah I Get Distracted Very Easily... rofl I Love To Use My Teeth<--Meaning I'll BITE You ,If You Mess With Me. emo <---I LOVE Nerds!!! My Favorite Band Is Between Alesana And Black Veil Brides xp <---Thats A Sexy Tounge, lol....My Favorite Color Isx NEON GREEN on deck,Thats All I'm Putting Out !!<---We Know GAIA Has Stalkers And ( Noobs)<--Funny Word eek 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)<br />
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2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.<br />
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3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly.<br />
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4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties?<br />
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5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!<br />
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6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.<br />
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7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you.<br />
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8. Don't do your Homework.<br />
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9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. then sit there and smile sweetly.<br />
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10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT!<br />
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11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, My goldfish died. Then burst into tears.<br />
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12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.<br />
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13.When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one.<br />
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14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.<br />
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15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.<br />
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17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room<br />
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18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says<br />
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19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow<br />
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20. Speak in French.<br />
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21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance<br />
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22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well<br />
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23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then.<br />
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24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.<br />
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25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!<br />
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26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.<br />
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27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.<br />
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28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!!<br />
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29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.<br />
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30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING!<br />
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31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!<br />
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32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.<br />
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33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.<br />
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34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.<br />
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35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.<br />
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36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.<br />
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37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.<br />
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38. Glue all their scissors together.<br />
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39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc<br />
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40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA!<br />
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41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this, if you are sorry)<br />
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42. Talk to a pen.<br />
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43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what?s wrong, yell NO I WON?T SNOG YOU!<br />
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44. Yell LIAR! to everything they say.<br />
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45. Smile. All the time.<br />
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46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!<br />
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47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare<br />
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48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS<br />
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49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot<br />
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50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.<br />Think Gaia Needs Lip Rings?<br /><br />
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I Think We All Could Use Something Crazy and Obscene.
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