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  • Artist Info: I like turtles,<br />
    I like short sparatic walks on the beach...<br />
    mostly because I'm an asthmatic and I'll need my inhaler every two yards.<br />
    I like fluorescent lit dinners, because candle lit is too much of a fire hazard...<br />
    I also like long conversations a safe distance from the furnace...mostly because there's a possibility my ridiculously sensitive pale skin might char.<br />
    I'm also a ginger.<br />
    SO IT WAS WRITTEN AND SO IT BECAME.<br />
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    Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"
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