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  • Artist Info: Hi everyone, my name is Alex and I'm 19 years old. I'm currently adjusting to College life, and so far it's been pretty decent.<br />
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    I live in Canada and my home is in an igloo. It's so cold here in southern Ontario (about 50 000km away from the nearest city), that I have to wear 2 layers of clothes at a time. I play Gaia Online on my Oil-Powered HP Compaq Laptop. They cost about $6000, which is a decent price, considering we get all that free health care. During the day we go whale fishing. We make a giant hole in the ice and wait for a whale to surface for air. As soon as it shows it's head; BAM, we throw our Maple wood spears at it. It usually lasts long enough for a week so we can all eat. After we're done, we use the skeletal remains to make a new home for someone lucky. At the end of the day, the Canadian Mountees come on their Mighty Steeds to enjoy a nice serving of Raw Maple Syrup. We chug it like there's no tomorrow. <br />
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    If you didn't already figure it out, it's a joke. <br />
    I enjoy long hours charging my lazer. As soon as its charged i fire it into the sky, and little children form a crowd around me as they watch the awesomeness. <br />
    I like rock music, although I hate anything too harsh (like metal). I really like the arts, especially animating. <br />
    That's about it.<br />
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    I wrote that thing 3 years ago (excluding the age). Bottom line is that I'm awesome. Deal with it.
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