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  • Artist Info: One fine day in the middle of the night,<br />
    Two dead boys got up to fight,<br />
    Back to back they faced each other,<br />
    Drew their swords and shot each other,<br />
    <br />
    One was blind and the other couldn't, see<br />
    So they chose a dummy for a referee.<br />
    A blind man went to see fair play,<br />
    A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"<br />
    <br />
    A paralysed donkey passing by,<br />
    Kicked the blind man in the eye,<br />
    Knocked him through a nine inch wall,<br />
    Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,<br />
    <br />
    A deaf policeman heard the noise,<br />
    And came to arrest the two dead boys,<br />
    If you don't believe this story’s true,<br />
    Ask the blind man he saw it too!
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