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Smokey brand bio<br />
A little about me...hm... Ok, so i'm a jerk. Like a really, really big one. i kick dogs and take candy from babies, it's just how i roll. I have this ridiculously inflated self image of myself, in my own mind I am legend, and could honestly give a sh*t what anyone else thinks of me. Most people would say i am conceited, i don't but whatever. Conceit means you think you are the most beautiful cat around. i think i look like a gorilla. but it's cool. I have this unwavering sense of confidence in myself, like it's unshakeable, which is probably why i have such a caustic view on life in general. that and my childhood was terrible but you know, what don't kill you only makes you stronger, right? I bigot on everyone, all creeds, colors, status and views because i generally don't like people. Very low opinion of society for various reasons. I tend to be mad gruff and to the point, a quality most people don't find too appealing but that's their hang up, not mine. Don't project your baggage on me because you f*cking suck, ya dig? Cats usually love me or hate me, no in between. I got no one to blame for that but myself and the unquenchable awesome that is my God-like swagger. Yeah, i said it, God like swagger. I am epically vocal about my self-praise as well, which is awesome in it's own right but i digress. lemme see, that's all i can think of as far a personality wise. If you don't like it, you can get it sideways. Yeah.<br />
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Smokey brand girlfriend<br />
So this is Smokey's chick. Fly? of course. Intelligent? goddamn right. a jerk like me? could there possibly be any other way? Now get butt naked!<br />
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Smokey brand Arts<br />
Smoke stuff i drew personally. gotta touch of that win in there, just enough to make it damn special and Smokey approved. Most of this is older stuff, from about 2 years ago, but it's some of my favorites. like what you see? Smokey takes commissions. hit me in the PMs and we can negotiate.<br />
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Smokey off brand <br />
So this is a few of the art pieces i've collected overthe eyars of lil' Smokey there. i likes em. i also do my own arts sometimes so, you know win and more win. Make Smokey Arts mad <br />
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Smokey brand Tags <br />
Various tags of witty and occasionally offensive things that reflect my personality somewhat. Now make Smokey more signs! mad <br />
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Smokey brand Smut <br />
Gaia won't let me randomize pics anymore there will be no more Smokey brand smut, unfortunately. Gay? yes it is. Lame? Sho, you right! As horrible as the current state of American society in the wake of the debacle that was the W. presidency? Oh, Hell Yeah! it's terrible, but , you know, whatever. instead, i offer you a n*gga and a goddamn bunny!<br />
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All hail Smokey<br />
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at one time or
another,
everyone feals
a little
overwhelmed. - fears
- Poetry And Lyrics
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This is my
first so
yea...also this
is written
about my
feelings and
what happened
u know? Well
um - Alone
- Poetry And Lyrics
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- Choco La
- Painting And Drawing
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It's just
something I
came up with. - As I Lay Down
- Poetry And Lyrics
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Ehh, was bored
and decided to
just jot :D - Rain
- Poetry And Lyrics
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I wrote this
just after my
grandmother
died. It's
an old piece of
work, one of
the only poems
I've e - To Live
- Poetry And Lyrics
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This is a poem
I wrote about
my mother who
struggles with
Fibromyolgia. - How it kills
- Poetry And Lyrics
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This is a good
poem, take time
to read,
comment, and
rate!! become a
fan plz! - Life
- Poetry And Lyrics
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I've
always wanted
to write a poem
about rain but
whenever I
start I can
never get into
it. This one - The rain.
- Poetry And Lyrics
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Something
that's
been on my
mind..
it's a
cause of
overthinking I
think - Life or a Lie?
- Non Fiction
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please comment
and rate,
Thankies ^^ - Holding On
- Poetry And Lyrics
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Get lost in
yourself, never
to return
again. - Fallen
- Poetry And Lyrics
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I took some
time writing
this... the
only real
inspiration was
friend I kinda
known all my
life.. en - Stuck
- Poetry And Lyrics
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you can't
run from the
ones who really
love
you...because
they'll
run with
you...please
comment - run run run
- Poetry And Lyrics
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this poem is
about drownding
in memorys good
and bad,and how
the bad memorys
weigh you down
but you - drowning in m...
- Poetry And Lyrics
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when i got
betrayed by
every one i
knew - SlIp OuT tHe ...
- Poetry And Lyrics
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A poem About
Death pretty
much. Wrote it
in English
class. ENJOY! - Death Is...
- Poetry And Lyrics
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The title was
not meant to be
funny. Part of
the inspiration
came from my
great aunt
Della. I rememb - Dancing for t...
- Poetry And Lyrics
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I've been
going through a
lot lately and
some people are
just making it
worse. This is
exactly how I - A Rag Doll
- Poetry And Lyrics
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this is
something i
made up lol
bored. and if
yuu say this to
someone...yuu
really love
them <3 lol - I Asked You ....
- Poetry And Lyrics
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Comments (2 Comments)
- Moondoggy09 - 04/24/2009
- Hey I hear your a jerk but youve got some fantastic art here and I like getting comments from superior artists so maybe you could check out my gallery.
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- Dosi san - 04/23/2009
- omigosh!!! if you do avi art id pay you 10 k to do mine!!
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