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    Hey.<br />
    My name is Lindaversaveamuffintatacake La Smith the IV, but you can call me Melody.<br />
    AND I CAN'T SING SO DON'T ASK IF I CAN. GEEZ.<br />
    Oh, and I'm 19.<br />
    I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR GAIA. D: Seriously considering deleting this account. Never go on here anymore. This is the first time I've logged on in like a year or two. It was like stepping back in time.<br />
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    MY HOBBIES:<br />
    -SKIPPING BUT NOT BAREFOOT. THAT SHIT'S HARDCORE. <br />
    -TYPING IN CAAAAPS<br />
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    I DISLIKE:<br />
    -PROBABLY YOU. [UNLESS YOU'RE SPIFFY.]<br />
    -Papercuts<br />
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    MY PERKS:<br />
    - I'M GENEROUS. I DONATE RANDOMLY. BUT DON'T ASK ME OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO GO CRAZY WHITE GIRL ON YOU.<br />
    -I CAN BE NICE IF I FEEL LIKE IT.<br />
    -I'M ALSO PRETTY AVERAGE. IF THAT'S NOT SPECIAL, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. /SARCASM<br />
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    MY FAILURES:<br />
    -Mathematics<br />
    -AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE... YEAH I SAID IT.<br />
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    THINGS I HATE LESS:<br />
    -THOSE PSYCHOIPATHS THAT I ROAM THE TOWN WITH IN MY FREE TIME<br />
    -VIDEO GAMES/xbox live... it'd be awesome if you gave me your gamertag if you play. Then we can kill zombies together.<br />
    -The GD... not sure if the new crowd still calls it that but I'm kind of old at this Gaia thing so I'm gonna stick with what it was called a few years ago.<br />
    -LITERATURE<br />
    -THE WORD "BALDERDASH"<br />
    -MOVIES<br />
    -MUSIC<br />
    -ASTROLOGY/MYTHOLOGY/SCIENCE/BIOLOGY/ART<br />
    -NOT BEING SPECIFIC<br />
    -CAPS LOCK<br />
    -EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS<br />
    -GIVING LITTLE BRATS THE "SKIPPY" STARE<br />
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    YOU'VE WON A PRIZE IF YOU READ THIS ENTIRE ABOUT ME SECTION.<br />
    YOUR PRIZE IS USLESS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ME.<br />
    LUCKY YOU.<br />
    (NOW GO FETCH ME A POTTED PLANT SO THAT I MAY SET IT FREE, THEN I CAN TELL THE OWNERS JUST HOW NICE THAT WAS OF ME). <br />
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    avatar below made of pure win:<br />
    (lol @ teenage mothers portrayed over the internet)<br />
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    DONATORS/GIFT GIVERS: (thankyou so much)<br />
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    Parasite Of Failure - ghosthunter's jet pack & a cuddlefish<br />
    umletsc89 - White Holographic Eyepiece<br />
    Layona - 2k, ruby beach sandals, 25 tickets, 3 lovely genie arm bangles<br />
    Parasite Of Failure - Doves<br />
    Mime Taxidermy - Blow dryer<br />
    Se Faire Belle - Blow Dryer <3 <br />
    Crack Princess - 1k<br />
    -Genocidal Waffles- (...) mood bubble<br />
    (Sorry if I forgot you. TELL ME IF I DID.)<br />
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