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  • Artist Info: Hello! no, stalkers please.<br />
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    I don't get pissed off, I get pissed on.
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    Saturdays make me feel like a jar of jelly.
    jelly, eh? be careful what you say... some people like PB&J but lack the "J" part of the sandwich.... so if anyone gives you this hungry look... I'd get away from them. literally. I mean it. or you'll be an EMPTY jar of jelly. o.o;;
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    I would love snoopy too, but my doctor said if I <br />
    "love" one more dog they're gonna send me back...
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    Hi smile <br />
    How are you?
    I am good. you?
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    I am feeling a bit ill but I'll be ok.
    aww suxs. Well I hope you get all better and feel all fluffy again soon .
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    Thanks although I don't believe I have been fluffy confused . Sounds fun.
    Well I can make you fluffy *Flufferizes you*
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    wow. this is warm ,soft and slightly itchy. Your flufferizer power is quite impressive 3nodding
    You should see my silk-underwearizer powers.
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    lol<br />
    Why would such a power be necessary? I mean I haven't heard of 2 many ppl who were saved with silk undies.
    well did you hear the story of silky loins? I guess not. Well I'll tell you.<br />
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    There was a young man who belong to this one tribe living in the meadows. He was to become chief of his people, but before that could happen, he had to endure the trial that the current set for him.The trial the chief bestowed on him was he was to travel to a clear meadow, where he was to meditate for 5 days and 5 nights without eating the whole entire time and at the end of the period of meditation he was to wrestle a buffalo with his bare hands.<br />
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    So he sets out but for this special occasion, he decided to don his special silk underwear. So he meditates, finished he stumbles off to find a buffalo to wrestle. He finds one and charges, the buffalo seeing this swings his horns wildly. The man locked his arm on the horns of the mighty beast. This stalemate lasted a few minutes until the man strength started to fade for he did not eat for 5 days. Then when he thought all hope was lost, the mighty beast saw his silk underwear. The Beast Stunned by the underwear's glamorous shine and smootheness. Was subdued. The man returned to his tribe with the buffalos's head, a winner, a chief.
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    This tale has convinced me to go out and buy a pair of silk undies which I will always carry around with me .<br />
    Who knows when I will have to wrestle a buffalo. <br />
    How on earth does a tribe of natives get such fine materials?
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