• In the big book of fairy tales, you will find amongst the classics the title 'Hansel and Gretel'. OK, in the end, the stepmother died and the witch got cooked to a roast chicken, right? WRONG!!! Here's the villains' side of the story...

    It was a dark and misty night upon the hill of the cemetry. It was silent.
    Apart from the sound of worms munching away the the bodies, of corpse.
    One body was munched so much that the living spirit came out of it. (Cor! Sounds a bit Alruna's Rose-ish or something like that.) And you know who that spirit was? That's right. The evil stepmother from the first bit.

    Meanwhile, in a candy house which was nearly munched to bits, a few random people found a steaming hot roast chicken on a (half eaten) lollipop table. They were tired and hungry. So they headed into the house when-
    BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAR!!!

    A witch did a Johnny Gambino impression and loomed from the roast chicken. You see, it was a disguise. The witch wasn't really a roast chicken, but she'd had to dress up as one or the director would give her a pay cut. The witch scared the pants off the travellers. No seriously.

    Feeling pleased that she'd scared somebody (she'd never scared anyone since she 'updated' her outfit with last year's halloween costumes) the witch went for a walk in the cemetry. And there, she met the evil spirit of the stepmother. They both agreed to get rid of Hansel and Gretel.

    Back at Hansel and Gretel's house, they were chowing away at the lollipop table when the door rang. And there was nobody there....
    END OF PART ONE