• Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!KISHIMOTO KUN DOES.
    CHAPTER 1:MEW!IT'S THE BEGINNING!YAY!

    It was a normal day in a boring neighborhood.A very boring neighborhood. A girl with long bubblegum pink locks ana a cute chubby face looked out into the street at the children who were boredly walking down that boring street....
    *in Hokage Tower****
    "TSUNADE-BAACHAN!HEEEEELP!OROCHIMARU BIT ME CAUSE I CALLED HIM A HOMO PERVERT AND THEN HE LICKED SASUKE-TEME ON THE CHEEK AND THE UCHIHA FELL OUT FROM THE TOTAL GROSSNESS AND I HAD TO DRAG HIM TO HIS APARTMENT AND NOW I'M POISONED WITH OROCHI-GERMS!!!!" a very frightened Naruto tore into the room, arms flailing animatedly.
    Tsunade on the other hand was quiet and talked very slowly to a Naruto,who was looking very stupid right now,by the way,"Oh,hello Naruto.I am going to Cresent Moon Island to see Prince Michiru and his son.Apparently he and his divorced are re-marrying."
    Naruto sweat dropped, a confused look plastered on his face."Who's that?"Tsunade looked where the Kyuubi holder was pointing.
    "Oh,him?" she brushed it off with a wave of her hand.The man in the seat turned with a smile of complete satisfaction.
    "Hello , Naruto!" the man had silvery hair and was wearing the hokage attire.But the most obvious thing was the mask he was wearing...
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!
    "K-Kaka-s-shi -SENSEI?" AW CRAP!
    *In the Uchiha Compound**
    Itachi Uchiha was sniggering at his cleverness.
    "heh, while my foolish baby brother was looking for me out there,I was herer the whole time.HAHA!" Oh yes,Itachi was waaaay smarter than Sasuke.
    *In the Hokage Tower**
    "El Toro!!!!"
    A very angry Naruto had somehow grown horns and was charging at his sensei full speed.
    "aw....CRAPP!!!"
    SHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!
    NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    END OF CHAPTER ONE!CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON!HAPPY NEW YEAR!