• Everyone knows how hard it is for a geek to get a date. So don't worry, my dear socially challenged little ones, your beloved Chemistry Queen Lunar is here to help you out with a few of her favorite chemistry based pick up lines.

    -Let's find your melting point, baby.
    - Who needs a water bed? You be hydrogen, and I'll be oxygen and we'll bond.
    -Let's make a spontaneous reaction.
    -We're product favored.
    -Let's hook up and make some test tube babies.
    -Do you have a high enthalpy? Cause you're hot.
    -Let's take your enthalpy and my entropy and make some free energy.
    -Who nees a bunsen burner when you're around?
    -I need a hot water bath, you available?
    -Let's go study Thermochemistry, We can learn all about heatings things up.
    -Let's go get a Ice Bath, because when we're so close things get a little firey.
    -You'll be the water, and I'll be the sodium. When we get together, it's better than fireworks.
    -You, me, and a fume hood. What do you say?
    -You've got one signifigant figure.
    -I don't think I can read the periodic table correct, cause I keep seeing me next to you.
    -When we hook up, we're like a covalent bond, nearly impossible to seperate.
    -Let's become a combustion reaction, cause you're already smoking.
    -The test is in two days, would you help me study kinetic theories?
    -Who needs biology when we have chemistry?