• Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
    Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
    Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
    Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
    Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
    Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
    Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
    Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
    Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey
    Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
    Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
    Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box