• There once was a zombie named Kurt. He liked brains. One day, Kurt discovered that there were no more brains left in the world. His brother, Jeremiah, had eaten them all. This infuriated Kurt. One night, he ripped his brother’s stomach open like a pistachio nut and stole all the brains from his tummysack. Jeremiah died (but he was a zombie so he didn’t really die he just kind of fainted like a pokemon). Kurt ate the brains but soon discovered that they were really really disgusting because of all the stomachy fluids. Then he remembered that he was a zombie and that he didn’t really have standards when it came to food, so he ate them anyway and everyone was happy ending.