• Jingle Bells

    crashing through the snow
    On a one-car open sleigh,
    Over to wall-mart we go,
    bitching all the way;
    Bells on bob’s phone rings,
    Making spirits cry,
    What fun it is to b***h and complain
    A shopping song tonight

    Jingle bells, WHAT THE HELL,
    THAT GUY CUT IN LINE!
    after that he slip and fell
    and we all laugh through the night blaugh

    Jingle bells, WHAT THE HELL,
    THAT GUY CUT IN LINE!
    after that he slip and fell
    and we all laugh through the night rofl

    A day or two ago,
    I thought I'd take a ride,
    And soon Miss Fanny Bright
    I Was in one heck of a ride;
    The horse was pissed as heck;
    Misfortune seemed his lot;
    He into drifted bank,
    And then we got caught.

    . Jingle bells, WHAT THE HELL,
    THAT GUY CUT IN LINE!
    after that he slip and fell
    and we all laugh through the night twisted

    Jingle bells, WHAT THE HELL,
    THAT GUY CUT IN LINE!
    after that he slip and fell
    and we all laugh through the night 4laugh

    A day or two ago,
    The story I must tell
    I went out on the snow
    And fell in some gel;
    I knew it was not right
    my jeans were to tight,
    I look at the light, and
    And there was a fight
    .
    Jingle bells, WHAT THE HELL,
    THAT GUY CUT IN LINE!
    after that he slip and fell
    and we all laugh through the night lol