• It's just so holly jolly
    causing all problems for me
    got me thinking master plots
    for dropping bombs on santas cottage
    Leave him feeling kinda swiss
    HoHoHo and merry christmas
    when the grinch comes in
    and he's checking off the wish list

    You say you want a puppy
    here's a full grown german shepard
    begged me for a kitty
    so you get an angry leopard.
    The grinch does it better
    no, he does it best
    treats for the naughty
    lumps of coal for the rest.