• I woke up, slipped, fell down the stairs.
    Got up and wiped off the blood.
    Decided, to limp over to the kitchen.
    Grabbed a butter knife, and wanted some toast.
    But.... I slipped...
    And stabbed myself in the shoulder.
    I cried out loud!

    This is the worst day of my life!
    It sucks, it sucks.
    Just stabbed myself with a butter knife!
    It sucks, it sucks.

    Its only ten, and yet I feel like crap.
    This is the worst day of my life.

    Put a bandaid on.
    Took an aspirin.
    Stubbed my toe on the couch.
    Someone knocked.
    It was a guy in an elf costume, and he hit my with his musical instrument!
    I cried out loud!

    This is the worst day of my life!
    It sucks, it sucks.
    Got hit in the face with a loser's fife!
    It sucks, it sucks.

    Hopefully, The cops come soon!
    Please help me he just....wont..stop..
    Oww....

    Worst, worst, worst....
    Worst, worst, worst....

    So, I wake up in a hospital bed.
    A tube in my arm.
    The blood tests come back.
    The doctor steps in and says...
    "The cops didnt come for another 40 minutes, and that elf guy raped you.... You now have Aids. Sorry dude."
    I cried out loud!

    This is the worst day of my life!
    It sucks, it sucks!
    Got raped by an elf who had Aids!
    Wait, wasnt that supposed to ryhme? Oh well!
    It sucks, it sucks.... Oh yeah. It sucks..