• LoL whoops how very clumsy
    I just spilt bacon grease all over mumsy

    SIZZLE! SIZZLE!
    SIZZLE!
    SIZZLE! SIZZLE!

    Hahaha whoops thats gotta hurt
    To have it BURNING through your shirt!
    But look on the bright side of all this achin'
    You always LOVED the smell of bacon!