Daily fails

[Starfishes R Awesome]

it snowed  

[The Angel Dystopia]

Well every monday I go back to my middle school and volunteer with a club I was in. And these middle schoolers are like my kids. So I go up to my friend and yell "I GET TO SEE MY KIDS TODAY!!!" and he looks at me and says "How many do you have??" "Uhm like 17" ".... How many times have you gotten pregnant?"  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

I got my progress report back today it read:

B
B
B
B
0
D
gonk  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

My fail for the day is that I asked my teacher what kind of music he listens to  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

Im sick gonk :barf:  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

LIZempress_of_emporia

Im sick gonk :barf:

NOT SICK any more YEY  

[Semper Biscotti]

stumped my toe an made a hole in my sock  

[The Angel Dystopia]

2 recent fails

1.) At my friends party one of the girls had to keep peeing so as shes going to the bathroom for the 3rd time in 20 minutes I yelled "You know they make medicine for these problems! Like Viagra!" And my other friend says, "That is a male sex enhancing medicine."

2.) I was at a Key Club meeting and my one friend says that she can copy me perfectly. So immediatly I break out into insane laughter and so does she. But as soon as she thinks I fall to the floor she does. I walk away leaving her on the floor for everyone to see. Not my fail but a friends fail caused by me.  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

Bloodstone Angel

2 recent fails

1.) At my friends party one of the girls had to keep peeing so as shes going to the bathroom for the 3rd time in 20 minutes I yelled "You know they make medicine for these problems! Like Viagra!" And my other friend says, "That is a male sex enhancing medicine."

2.) I was at a Key Club meeting and my one friend says that she can copy me perfectly. So immediatly I break out into insane laughter and so does she. But as soon as she thinks I fall to the floor she does. I walk away leaving her on the floor for everyone to see. Not my fail but a friends fail caused by me.

lolz , life fail  

[darknova1111]

have you ever played badminton and when you swing, you miss the birdie and it hits you in the forehead? yeah that happened today.  

[SailorSilvanesti]

Okay, so I have a nasty cold, it was midnight and I totally had to *go*...so, after trying to go back to sleep and failing, I get up and wander down the hall.

Only to enter the wrong room, so I'm standing in the Bathroom, half-awake, eyes being blasted out by the too-bright light on my currently photosensitive eyes...eyeing the bathtub with suspicion and calculation...

It wasn't until I actually realised where I was that I realised how Epic-ally I had failed...and found the 'right room'...

[FYI- They're right next door, I don't know how I missed it! "But it was funny, hunh?"]  

[The Angel Dystopia]

My Mom doesn't understand teen language. So if I yell "THAT WAS BEAST!" I have to spend an hour explaining to her how it's just another word for awesome and that I'm not afraid that monsters are living under my bed.
But if I yell "FAAAAAIIIIIL" I spend the whole night telling her that I did not fail a test, that my grades are fine, that I am not being mean, and that it only means I did something stupid.

That happens everyday.  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

Bloodstone Angel

My Mom doesn't understand teen language. So if I yell "THAT WAS BEAST!" I have to spend an hour explaining to her how it's just another word for awesome and that I'm not afraid that monsters are living under my bed.
But if I yell "FAAAAAIIIIIL" I spend the whole night telling her that I did not fail a test, that my grades are fine, that I am not being mean, and that it only means I did something stupid.

That happens everyday.

lolz i had a 40 some year old teacher that knew what beasty and flame meant xD  

[The Angel Dystopia]

4 foot snow drift.... I cannot get out my front door.  

[Saturnforever]

Paris Hilton is Virgin O.o