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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:04 am
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Starfishes R Awesome Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:01 pm
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I was in Science -I think it was Grade 9?- and we'd been using these bunsen burners with the little Triangle-shaped tripod thingys...
So, we managed to get the Beaker off the stupid thing with the tongs, and my *genius* of a friend grabbed the mesh mat [that had been in near-direct contact with the bunsen flame!]
Dropped it and shrieked in surprise, so...I'm laughing my a** off and -you guessed it, fail coming up!- reached out a hand to pick up the tripod!
Long story short...it was hot...VERY hot! So I dropped it too, except I didn't shriek, it came out more of a 'hunh?' than my friend's "ahhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH" [It went up in pitch]
So we had to stand under the tap for ages, because our teacher was the *biggest* mother hen!
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There was this other time:
So, at the front benck-thingy, it's raised up and faces the rest of the class, teacher's stuff, etc.
Right on the front, is attached an 'Emergency Occ- Occular- ...Eye Shower' So if you get something in your eye, you face into it and press this lever and water shoots at you from two little spouts -like mini showers for each eye- and cleans it out until the ambulence can get there...or whatever.
Well, the lever is really long and snags on stuff all the time, it's also right next to this railing you lean on when talking...
okay, picture this, try holding an in-depth conversation with your Biology teacher on Trypanosomiasis [Disease -it was a speech we had to do] when you lean a little, feel -what you *think* is the rail- give way, and something that sounds like a thousand pissed off serpants start before accidently wetting the chick beside you...
YEah, that was a Fail...in fact, I got my Passport to FAIL-Topia, that day...
It wouldn't have been so bad...if the damn teacher hadn't laughed his a** off...
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:54 am
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Starfishes R Awesome Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:49 am
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Starfishes R Awesome LMAOmy recent one is when i was in gym, and i was sitting on the bleachers, and there is this gay teacher with black hair that walks around with a teacher with gray hair all the time, he was in the gym tat day theres this boy that i call ethan hoe so i thought he couldnt hear me the first time so i yell HOE!!!!!!!! scream real loud at him while hes throwing a ball at soomeone, and instead of him hearing me the gay techer did, he avoics me now and didnt come to school for a few days or a week... then i said it again AND HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE STANDING NEXT TO ME! scream and i saw him head right out the front door
Thats hilarious!
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Starfishes R Awesome Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:43 pm
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kapow123 Starfishes R Awesome LMAOmy recent one is when i was in gym, and i was sitting on the bleachers, and there is this gay teacher with black hair that walks around with a teacher with gray hair all the time, he was in the gym tat day theres this boy that i call ethan hoe so i thought he couldnt hear me the first time so i yell HOE!!!!!!!! scream real loud at him while hes throwing a ball at soomeone, and instead of him hearing me the gay techer did, he avoics me now and didnt come to school for a few days or a week... then i said it again AND HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE STANDING NEXT TO ME! scream and i saw him head right out the front door Thats hilarious! i waved to him in the hall way recently
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:10 pm
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Starfishes R Awesome Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:25 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:53 pm
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