At school fails =D

[EstoPerpetua]

My friend and I were doing an experiment in Bio and it wasn't working. My friend thought that people's breathing was what messed it up. It was really loud in there so she shouted "would everybody just stop breathing for five minutes" The room got quiet right then and everybody stared at us.  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

kapow123

My friend and I were doing an experiment in Bio and it wasn't working. My friend thought that people's breathing was what messed it up. It was really loud in there so she shouted "would everybody just stop breathing for five minutes" The room got quiet right then and everybody stared at us.

wow that was a death threat fail xp  

[SailorSilvanesti]

I was in Science -I think it was Grade 9?- and we'd been using these bunsen burners with the little Triangle-shaped tripod thingys...

So, we managed to get the Beaker off the stupid thing with the tongs, and my *genius* of a friend grabbed the mesh mat [that had been in near-direct contact with the bunsen flame!]

Dropped it and shrieked in surprise, so...I'm laughing my a** off and -you guessed it, fail coming up!- reached out a hand to pick up the tripod!

Long story short...it was hot...VERY hot!
So I dropped it too, except I didn't shriek, it came out more of a 'hunh?' than my friend's "ahhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH"
[It went up in pitch]

So we had to stand under the tap for ages, because our teacher was the *biggest* mother hen!

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There was this other time:

So, at the front benck-thingy, it's raised up and faces the rest of the class, teacher's stuff, etc.

Right on the front, is attached an 'Emergency Occ- Occular- ...Eye Shower' So if you get something in your eye, you face into it and press this lever and water shoots at you from two little spouts -like mini showers for each eye- and cleans it out until the ambulence can get there...or whatever.

Well, the lever is really long and snags on stuff all the time, it's also right next to this railing you lean on when talking...


okay, picture this, try holding an in-depth conversation with your Biology teacher on Trypanosomiasis [Disease -it was a speech we had to do] when you lean a little, feel -what you *think* is the rail- give way, and something that sounds like a thousand pissed off serpants start before accidently wetting the chick beside you...

YEah, that was a Fail...in fact, I got my Passport to FAIL-Topia, that day...

It wouldn't have been so bad...if the damn teacher hadn't laughed his a** off...  

[EstoPerpetua]

Wow. That tops any and all fails I had.

A recent fail of mine, I was in orchestra practice for my school's musical. I had never done it before. I was sitting at the piano minding my own business trying to get the rhythm for a song down when a senior comes up to me and asks what my name was. I look up, not really thinking and say I don't know. The senior laughed and now everyone in orchestra calls me I don't know.  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

LMAOmy recent one is when i was in gym, and i was sitting on the bleachers, and there is this gay teacher with black hair that walks around with a teacher with gray hair all the time, he was in the gym tat day
theres this boy that i call ethan hoe so i thought he couldnt hear me the first time so i yell HOE!!!!!!!! scream real loud at him while hes throwing a ball at soomeone, and instead of him hearing me the gay techer did, he avoics me now and didnt come to school for a few days or a week...
then i said it again AND HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE STANDING NEXT TO ME! scream and i saw him head right out the front door  

[EstoPerpetua]

Starfishes R Awesome

LMAOmy recent one is when i was in gym, and i was sitting on the bleachers, and there is this gay teacher with black hair that walks around with a teacher with gray hair all the time, he was in the gym tat day
theres this boy that i call ethan hoe so i thought he couldnt hear me the first time so i yell HOE!!!!!!!! scream real loud at him while hes throwing a ball at soomeone, and instead of him hearing me the gay techer did, he avoics me now and didnt come to school for a few days or a week...
then i said it again AND HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE STANDING NEXT TO ME! scream and i saw him head right out the front door

Thats hilarious!  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

kapow123

Starfishes R Awesome

LMAOmy recent one is when i was in gym, and i was sitting on the bleachers, and there is this gay teacher with black hair that walks around with a teacher with gray hair all the time, he was in the gym tat day
theres this boy that i call ethan hoe so i thought he couldnt hear me the first time so i yell HOE!!!!!!!! scream real loud at him while hes throwing a ball at soomeone, and instead of him hearing me the gay techer did, he avoics me now and didnt come to school for a few days or a week...
then i said it again AND HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE STANDING NEXT TO ME! scream and i saw him head right out the front door

Thats hilarious!

i waved to him in the hall way recently  

[The Angel Dystopia]

This is the worlds longest on going fail.
It started with my friend and I. She often calls me overly white (though she is white herself). And I made this joke that I am the new race of blue. So today she attempted to color the tips of my fingers black. After 30 seconds the ink turned blue. A few minutes later I somehow got a paper cut on my finger and starting bleeding more than the average human would. And I kept bleeding for 2 HOURS! So I finally decided to get a bandaid after the first hour and was late for math. So then my stuco teacher starts laughing at me as I run down the hall and almost crash into a pole. After class I almost got hit by an elderly man in his car.

3 hours of pure failure.
That is a fail in itself.  

[Starfishes R Awesome]

i almost broke someones arm today  

[The Angel Dystopia]

I had for tests today.