OOC Game Gallery: Match Game Jokes & Punchlines

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Match Game 73-82 Theme

Welcome to the OOC Game Match Game Joke Gallery Section of The Mermaid Princess RP Guild. The Joke Listings go here.

Match Game features 6 Panels & 2 Players that make fun of each other and even the Host. Sure, the game had rules but there was one unwritten rule, "Go for the Jokes & Punchlines."

The OOC Games are being played for a Fandom Sense of Entertainment in the RP Guild's OOC Section as they are outside the main IC for the RP guild.

= Joke & Punchline Rating:


Note: The Jokes shown in the Gallery are TV-PG & the *(Blanks)* is where you'll see the Punchlines to the jokes as seen in the actual show which are also TV-PG rated.

Episode Count from Match Game PM, 73-79, Syndication 80-82 & 90-91: 2,377
Episode Count from Match Game 90-91: 242
Episode Count from Match Game 98-99: 16
Overall: 2,635

Table of Contents:
Page 1 = Other Jokes (Placeholders), Match Game 73 Styled (Part 1: Episodes 1-12)

Page 2 = Match Game 73 Style [Part 2: Episodes 14-28]

Page 3 = Match Game 73 Style (Part 3: Episodes 29-TBA)

Page 4 = TBA  

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Page 1: TBA

= At the Restaurant, a waiter asks why doesn't the chicken cross the playground?
[PM]

= At the Chilis Sports Bar, Home of the Dundies Awards at Dunder Mifflin, [Name] got an award for being Cool as a...
[PM]

= [Name A] said to [Name B]... *That wasn't the Trash you took out, that was my...*
[74]

= I got good news and bad news... The Good News is that I found a good place to live, the Bad News is that it used to be a...
[74]

= What's round and tangy and blue?

= What's small and red and goes 60MPH?

= What can you use to make a salad, build a boat and brush your teeth?

= What's yellow and has green stripes, six hundred legs, and great big fangs?

= What goes ha ha ha ha plop plop plop?

= If a dog has no nose, how does it smell?

= Why can't a Bike stand up on its tire?

= What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?  

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Page 1-1: 73 Version 1 - Premiere Reference

= The Best Topping that Mikey from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can put on a Pizza is (Blank)...

= The Best thing about a Peanut Butter Sandwich is a Chocolate Syrup Peanut Butter Sandwich with (Blank)...

= [Name A] did some (Blank) trading together.

= [Name A] was feeling bored, so he/she went to a (Blank)...

= [Name A] gave [Name B] a (Blank) for [Holiday]  

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Page 1-2: 73 Version 2 - Odd (Blank) Reference

= [Insert Name A] said to [Insert Name B], *Your appliance is broken. You'll have to get it (Blanked)*

= [Insert Name A] wanted to say *Yes* when [Insert Name B] proposed but all she/he can do was (Blank)...

= [Insert Name A] gave [Insert Name B], an icebox filled with (Blank)...

= [Insert Name A] & [Insert Name B] saved money on their wedding by traveling to (Blank)...

= [Insert Name] burned a (Blank)...  

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Page 1-3: 73 Version 3 - First $5K Win Reference
*1973 Episode Toaster Problems 1*

= [Name] cooked (Blank) in the Morning.
= [Name] cooked (Blank) in the Afternoon.
= [Name] cooked (Blank) in the Evening.

= [Name] came back from the Horse Track, a (Blank) person.

= [Name A] said to [Name B] *Why do you spend so time outside playing (Blank)*.

= [Name] ate so much (Blank) during the day.

= [Name A] said to [Name B], *Why not travel to (Blank) and have fun?*  

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Page 1-4: 73 Version 4 - Cartoons & Sitcoms

= If he/she could, [Name] could have lived in the year, (Blank)...

= [Name] drank 4 cups of (Blank) at Chili's...

= [Name], likes watching cartoons on the (Blank)...

= [Name] was gone with the wind and got stuck at a (Blank)...

= [Names A & B] have a fun Mountable Pet. It's a (Blank)...

= [Name] said, *Thank Goodness we have Good TV on (Blank)*...  

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Page 1-5: 73 Version 5 - Country Club


= [Name] decided to ride a (Blank) at an amusement park.

= [Name] feel asleep on the (Blank).

= When [Name] sings, she sings like a (Blank).

= [Name] found a (Blank) inside a Golf Hole's Putting Green.

= You can tell it was a Penalty Stroke when the Golf ball was taken by a (blank).  

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Page 1-6: 73 Version 6 - Main Theme Plays During Introduction

= [Name A] took a picture of (blank) at the park.

= [Name A] told [Name B], *Keep your Bear & Bird out of my (Blank)*.

= A Mother said to her son, *If you can't be a Spellcaster in D&D, at least be a (Blank)*.

= Nickelodeon Studios is filled with so many characters. One of the best shows there is (Blank).  

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Page 1-7: 73 Version 7 - Main Theme Plays During Introduction/Rare Audio Problem

= [Name A] got a job at [Name B]'s (Blank).

= [Name A] said, *I sure like to appear and win on (Blank)*.

= [Name A] always planted a (Blank) Tree in [Name B]'s yard.

= When [Name A] heard he was going to be appearing on a Nickelodeon Studios, he/she (Blanked).

= [Name A]'s cat was locked in the (Blank).

= [Name A] likes Hot Sacue/Mustard/Mayo/Teryaki Sauce/Relish/BBQ Suace/Horseradish/Vinegar/Ketchup so much, he/she puts it on her (blank) when having Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner.  

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Page 1-8: 73 Version 8 - New Seats for Panelists

= [Name A] was so surprised to find that the Condo Apartment had no (blank).

= [Name A] always keep a stash of (blank) inside the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

= There's always a (blank) in a Western Sitcom.

= [Name A] didn't like having to drive his/her car into a (blank) after listening to the GPS.

= [Name A] has more (Blank) in the Attic than he/she has.  

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Page 1-9: 73 Version 9 - Tiny (Blank)

= [Name A] doesn't trust [Name B], he/she keeps his/her cat in the (blank).

= [Name A] loves to joke around, so he/she uses a (blank).

= Before Dump 1,000's trucks checks for garbage and turtles, he checks his Trash bin for (blanks).

= [Name A] was (blank) the night he proposed to [Name B].  

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Page 1-10: 73 Version 10 - Comedy Gold

= [Name A] said, *The Warehouse Supply Warehouse is filled with (blank)*.

= A (blank) followed [Name A] home.

= [Name A] said to [Name B], *I can never find my backpack. The Closet is filled with (blank)*.

= [Name A] ordered a Pizza containing (blanks).  

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Page 1-11: 73 Version 11 - Brett, Charles & Betty

= The First time a boy visited an amusement park with [Name A], they rode the (blank).

= When [Name A] saw [Name B] at a party at Chili's, he he/she hoped that he/she wins a Dundie Award for (blank).

= [Name A] said, *[Name B]* can't come to the phone right now, he/she is busy with the (blank).*

= [Name A] can hardly believe what happened when he got up and stepped on a (blank) that clamped down on his foot when making breakfast.

= [Name A] even puts (blank) on his/her pizza.  

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Page 1-12: 73 Version 12 - (Blank) Strikeout

= Some of [Name A]'s friends don't know that he/she has put his/her (blank) in jello.

= [Name A] called the hotel manager & said. *How much does a (blank) cost*?

= [Name A] told [Name B], *What happened to all of our (blanks) in the pantry*?

= Although Arrietty longed to be human sized, she always dreamed of visiting (blank) [Sneak Preview]

= A Camel can drink up an awful lot of water for a (blank).

= Nobody knows that [Name A] collects (blank).

= If [Name A], spent 5 Minutes with a (blank), he would put it in the freezer.  

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Page 1-13: 73 Version 13 - (Mickey BLANK) (Uncle BLANK for $5,000)

= [Name A] said, *I'll apologize up front, guys, but I rather eat an entire jar of (Blank)*.

= The first thing that [Name A] saw when she entered Chili's was (Blank)...

= [Name A] said to [Name B], *I don't want anyone to know but [Name C] set up a bunch of Snowmen outside my (blank)....

= [Name A] was upset when she/he learned that [Name B] dropped a Watermelon on his (Blank) in the parking lot.

= [Name A]'s (Blank) was named Sprinkles.