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When life gives you lemons, take those lemons, make orange soda, sit back, sip the orange soda, enjoy and let the rest of the world be mindfucked like how the hell did you do that.


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Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a chicken. You could be Bobby Fischer and it'll still just knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around acting victorious.


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Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends...
Who the fuck are you?