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August 2009
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June 2009
[06/17/09 11:30pm] We're twins! Can you believe it?[06/17/09 11:25pm] THE ZULUS ARE COMING!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!![06/17/09 11:20pm] Tell me where you hid the catnip!!![06/17/09 11:17pm] I just high-fived a LYNX!!![06/17/09 11:14pm] Hey, have you seen the zookeeper?[06/17/09 11:08pm] Wait untill they meet the new neighbor[06/17/09 11:06pm] Second honeymoon.[06/17/09 10:58pm] How's THIS for soft and fluffy!?[06/17/09 10:53pm] Not your average Gerber Baby[06/17/09 10:38pm] Dude, Little Jimmy's a PLAYAHHHH!!![06/17/09 10:34pm] Best... party... EVER!!![06/17/09 10:27pm] Fly ball, center field!
January 2009
[01/04/09 01:34am] Musn't... show... fear...[01/04/09 01:30am] No way your getting my lunch money![01/04/09 01:20am] Panic! At the Dojo
December 2008
[12/06/08 06:55pm] But it's new wave![12/06/08 06:51pm] Insert Carrot Here:[12/06/08 06:42pm] I meant to do that. [12/06/08 06:37pm] Start the car! QUICK!!![12/06/08 06:33pm] Happy Halloween!
May 2008
[05/15/08 02:05am] What do you mean license and registration?[05/15/08 01:57am] This baby is a lot heavier than he looks[05/15/08 01:52am] I feel oh so inadequate...[05/15/08 01:43am] A really bad place to take a nap[05/15/08 01:41am] Get off of me!
December 2007
[12/04/07 02:29pm] Oh crap, the batteries dead.
November 2007
[11/26/07 11:42pm] She, however, did.[11/20/07 03:57am] I never quite made it to Weekly World News.[11/17/07 12:15am] Too much eggnog...[11/13/07 03:42am] Felix always had been warned about covering his tracks.[11/12/07 01:06am] Get off my lawn!![11/11/07 04:38am] This was just made for vandalism...[11/10/07 01:08am] So that's what happened to Garfield...[11/08/07 02:11pm] Taco Tongue![11/03/07 12:52am] Dude, I'm startin' to feel all woozy...
October 2007
[10/31/07 03:09pm] A new member of the family...[10/29/07 03:27pm] It's funny, I don't remember passing out.[10/23/07 01:56am] Ahhhh, refreshing.[10/21/07 10:35pm] Believe me, they're real.[10/17/07 04:13am] Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now![10/16/07 01:36am] Guess who![10/15/07 03:43am] Onward! No resting![10/13/07 11:01pm] Ahhh, conga lines...[10/11/07 06:15pm] Hell's Monkeys[10/11/07 01:17am] Hope my policy covers this...[10/04/07 02:01am] Eye of the tiger![10/02/07 01:15am] Someone must really like their pizza...[10/01/07 04:41am] I'll never leave you!
September 2007
[09/27/07 02:27am] Martha, it's not what you think it is![09/23/07 11:23pm] Hey, you blinked![09/21/07 03:48pm] That must been one tasty earthworm...[09/19/07 02:50am] Of all the adoptive mothers...[09/17/07 03:20pm] Little Jimmy was born with several amazing birth d...[09/17/07 02:39am] Remind me how much we get paid for this?[09/16/07 12:46am] McJagger's my cousin.[09/11/07 02:03am] I'm sorry, Roy...[09/10/07 02:30am] Watsa matter with you!!??[09/07/07 02:25am] I'm gonna need an even bigger tongue depressor...[09/05/07 03:15pm] No, you take him to bed![09/04/07 02:58am] Do you wax your legs?[09/02/07 07:44pm] Why is everybody staring at me?
August 2007
[08/31/07 01:23am] I think I'll need a bigger tongue depressor....[08/29/07 02:50pm] True Togetherness[08/28/07 03:40am] Fandom gone too far...[08/26/07 07:17pm] Smokey's my rolemodel.[08/22/07 12:47am] Hi, I'm your free refill.[08/19/07 01:27am] Come on, telekinesis!![08/15/07 02:18am] Dedicated to the Gaian Free Hug Campaign[08/11/07 09:05pm] This is so much better than Corn Pops.[08/07/07 03:06pm] Don't do it, Anakin![08/06/07 03:22pm] What happened to Garfield!!!???[08/04/07 02:47am] There's the return!
July 2007
[07/29/07 12:48am] Not another window cleaner conglomerate!!![07/27/07 07:48pm] We across the border yet?[07/20/07 07:26pm] Ante up![07/19/07 05:18pm] Blind Cat Sensei's Top Student[07/18/07 04:36pm] Holy wrinkles, Batman![07/17/07 04:20pm] We're devils and sheep dogs....[07/15/07 04:34pm] A face only a mother could love[07/13/07 06:35pm] Another Reason to Hate Your Neighbors[07/12/07 04:48pm] *cringe*[07/11/07 04:15pm] El Toro!!![07/11/07 01:52am] Oh my word![07/09/07 04:23pm] The True War of the Worlds[07/07/07 07:03pm] Inflatable Nudist[07/06/07 06:14pm] Born free...[07/06/07 04:36am] Muchas Frutas[07/02/07 03:54pm] I got PMS and a hand gun[07/01/07 04:56pm] Blind Cat Sensei deals a beat down.
June 2007
[06/30/07 07:18pm] Will Kill For Milkies
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