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<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/ItsAMcKenzie/Gaia%20Journal/Boing.jpg border=3 align=left>We had a boring meeting today so of course I spent most of the time doodling and doing quick sketches of my boss and co-workers. Meetings are so boring and a sick joke. Everyone sitting around pretending what we're talking about is important. The speaker making sure to run their eye contact around to everyone and everyone making sure to return eye contact and pretend they're paying attention. I'm glad to see everything you need to know in life you can learn in Kindergarten!


Teacher: Okay everyone, lets all sit in a circle. As soon as we're all settled let's start with Johnny, introduce ourselves and explain what we did today biggrin

Johnny: Hi, I'm Johnny. Today I drew a turkey -holds up paper with a trace of his hand and a bunch of scattered colors in wax-
Sue: Hi, my name is Sue. That's spelled S U E and not S W O, my mommy said so!
Teacher: That's wonderful Sue! biggrin Next..
Kenzie: You can call me Kenz. Today I stabbed an brand new unsharpened pencil through Johnny's hand which added a lovely red color to his turkey. Sue had eaten the last red crayon ^_^
Teacher: D:
Johnny: -wiggles his hand around and splatters blood on nearby children- The red water is still coming out!!
Sue: It tastes a lot better then the crayon! heart


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  • User Comments: [7]
    Hi Amanda/McKenzie,

    Cute head sketch biggrin ! She looks like you, or your avatar that is!

    comment slai · Community Member · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 01:21am
    You know the force required to punch thru that hand will likely make that pencil pretty much useless after that.

    It may sound cooler but sharpen those pencils and then you can reuse them multiple times.

    It's quite nasty and yet, cost effective.

    comment Editor · Community Member · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 03:29am
    Who cares about cost affectiveness when it's supplied by the school? ^0^
    I'm putting those tax dollars to work!

    Though I'll definately keep that in mind whenever I have to dig into my own supplies -nodnod-

    comment McKenzie · Community Member · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 05:03am
    xd That reminds me of a time in Middle school.
    This kid was sitting next to me in class pissing me off, so I took my pen and stabbed it into his leg. [Note:Never use and ultra fine pen to stab someone. 1. You can't reuse it do to it braking. 2. You leave little damage in the victim. And 3. You ruin a good pen. Also this goes for lead mechanical pencils] I was stabbed with his pen but I hurt him more, but he got in trouble and not I. twisted

    comment Aeolusis · Community Member · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 10:23am
    The red crayon was always my favorite. ;_;

    comment Sewage · Community Member · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 03:30pm
    Hi Amanda/McKenzie,

    No one EVER believes me when I say that pens and pencils can be deadly weapons gonk ! They should be banned from airplanes along with knives, guns, etc. xd !

    comment slai · Community Member · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 10:25pm
    If someone tells you that a pen can't be used as a murder weapon, have them watch "Gross Pointe Blank".

    One of the best death by ballpoint pens ever to be shown on film.
    Also one of the best death by Microwave oven films as well.

    comment Editor · Community Member · Wed Apr 20, 2005 @ 06:17am
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