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Now that I am no longer being mauled by tiny little things with wings and multiple legs, I just watched my first episode of Naruto!!
Yaay me! I've only seen AMV's and heard about it through my friend, but now I saw my first show! It's on at 7.3o on Saturday and Sunday. ^_^
I saw the one with Shikamaru, - surprise, surprise, so the ponytailed homosexual is following me now? - Sakura, and Naruto, and some strange speaking dog with a headband are chasing after the emo kid, Sasuke who's going somewhere.
They all are being chased - while hopping magically through a forest - by nine ninja people sent by a guy whose name rhymes with Cockroach..amaru...Orochimaru! Yeah! Well they need a decoy, to 'ambush' the ninja following them.
The reason I say 'ambush' is because it's not a real ambush. Yeah, Shikamaru jumps the ninja from behind a bush, and I am scared and scarred, but he's ambushing them as a decoy. It's a delay, to get the ninja off of Naruto's and Sakura's and the doggy's trails.
Because supposedly there are two things needed to actually perform an ambush. I can't really remember them, because I don't really want to and when Shikamaru speaks in his lifeless and monotone voice I drift off, but they had something to do with knowing the area very well, and making sure you catch them off guard. Like, make sure they're in a place where you can hide, strike, hide, and so on. Something stupid and pointless like that.
Well, Shikamaru so gallantly volunteers to be the decoy, because his attack that controls you...creepy, yeah. Totally all the qualifications to be a rapist. Ahem. Anyway...
Sakura doubts at first that he's even trying, and Naruto thinks to himself that if Shikamaru doesn't survive he'll kill him. He didn't actually say that, but ... you catch my drift.
I guess Shikamaru had a big attack or fight or something - hence all the weird black marks on his face which uhm frankly I don't get - before this... episode ... because his 'chakra' - again, cruel irony that I know what that means - is depleted and he - in very dramatic and lifeless and monotone voice - 'Can't make it much longer...' and then he gets into this whole speech - yes, he's thinking all of this and somehow we can hear him - about how he wanted to live a happy life.
A regular life. Stupid, huh? Pointless.
Anyway, for some reason the people attacking Shikamaru aren't moving during this whole speech, just trembling while he stands there sweating profusely and speaking, me lost thinking about my day and my being attacked by an army of angry insects.
Then Shikamaru withdrawls his shadow - thank god that thing's annoying - and then tries to use the men's egos against them or something pointless. Then something attacks Shikamaru, and you look up only to see... Asuma! Asuma rocks, how he came magically back to life I don't think we'll ever know...
But, I mean, I knew he'd come back.
Now I'll just have to wait for, uhm, part II to see if Iruka comes back to li-- I didn't type that...
'Nyway the episode ends with an old man with an awesome hat sweating in front of two undead guys in coffins with a man-thing-cockroach with womanly and perfectly conditioned hair sticking his overly large tongue out at him, the two just randomly staring each other down casually in a very large, very square, very purple orb-forcefield-thing.
Yeeeeaaaah the episode overall was frighteningly random. I've never seen one before, and I didn't know WHAT to expect. Now... I do. Randomness and things that you are unable to follow.
Like how the old man was supposedly a hoe-kah-GAY dude... whatever the he|| that is... I think it's like a mayor... Why can't they just say mayor instead of hoe-kah-GAY?
Don't get me wrong, but I'm kind of lost, and I'm not watching the whole series from episode one because I don't get it. I'd rather slit my wrists, bandage them, and slit them again, which is saying a lot because under my wrists are my weak spo-- No, I didn't just type that either. Heh.. Heh...
 Tilly_Witch · Sun Jul 08, 2007 @ 11:42pm · 0 Comments |
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