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~Naruto Truth or Dare~
One night, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Lee, Neji, Ten-Ten, Reiko, Kai, Ritsuko, Haruko, Izumi, Kakashi, Gai, and Orochimaru all decided to play truth or dare together. It was Naruto's turn to spin.
"It's my turn, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto shouted. He span the bottle, and it landed on Kiba.
"Truth or dare, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto asked.
"Dare me!" Kiba said.
"Okay......I dare you to eat this leaf!" Naruto shouted, giving Kiba a leaf.
"Your dares suck!" Haruko shouted at Naruto.
"She's right." Sasuke said.
"As penalty of having sucky dares and being a complete moron, Naruto skips his turn!" Kai shouted.
"What?! That not even a rule!" Naruto shouted.
"Well, you're just a stupid idiot that doesn't know anything, so STFU!" Kai shouted at him.
"Next it's Sakura!" Reiko said.
"Cha! It's finally my turn!" Sakura shouted. (I hope it lands on Sasuke....hehehe...) Sakura span the bottle, and it landed on Ritsuko.
"*Sigh* Truth or dare?" Sakura asked, disappointingly.
"Truth I guess...." Ritsuko said.
"Why are you always so quiet? I mean, you hardly ever talk to anyone...." Sakura asked.
"Because I hate you and your dumb a** friends, and you're all gonna burn in hell." Ritsuko said.
"Okay........"Sakura said. (Stupid jerk!) Now it's Ritsuko's turn. She span the bottle, and it landed on Choji.
"Truth or dare...." Ritsuko asked.
"Dare!" Choji said.
"I dare you to stop eating like a ******** pig for a week." Ritsuko said.
"WHAT?! I'M NOT A PIG! I HARDLY EVER GET ENOUGH TO EAT!" Choji shouted.
"Yeah right! You probably weigh like 300 pounds!" Kai shouted at him.
"I'M GOING HOME!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!" Choji shouted, running home, crying.
"Okay......that was weird...."Sasuke said.
"Uh....who wants to go next then?" Reiko asked.
"ME!!" Haruko shouted.
"Okay, but I sure hope you're not drunk right now, otherwise bad things could happen...."Reiko said. Haruko span the bottle, and it landed on Gaara.
"Truth or dare, truth or dare!?" Haruko shouted.
"Truth." Gaara said. Haruko had an evil look on her face.
"What's really in your gourd?" Haruko asked.
"Uh....sand...." Gaara said.
"Don't lie!" Haruko shouted. "Open it!" Haruko glomps Gaara, and forces him to open the gourd.
"See? It's just sand..." Gaara said.
"Noooo! You're lying! Tell the truth!!!" Haruko shouted, chasing Gaara.
"I guess they won't be playing anymore..." Reiko said. "Who's next?"
"I'll go." Sasuke said, grabbing the bottle.
"Oh, okay..." Sakura said. (Pleeeease land on meeee!!!) Sasuke span the bottle and it landed on Hinata. (Sakura: Damn it!!)
"Truth or dare then?" Sasuke asked.
"Um....dare please..." Hinata replied.
"Alright...." Sasuke said smirking, because he knew that Hinata liked Naruto. "I dare you to tell Naruto about how you feel about him."
"Huh?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"!!!" Hinata was blushing in a deep red color. "I....uh....um...." Hinata started. Then she quickly ran away, blushing. "Uh oh..." Kiba said, looking down.
"Hey Hinata, wait!!!" Naruto said chasing after her.
"Oh....I forgot to mention that there are two chickens for everyone....." Reiko said.
"Yeah Reiko.....say that when alot of people left already!" Ino said.
"You'd probably do that too, considering you're such a b***h...." Reiko sneered.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!" Ino shouted.
"You heard me! What are you gonna do about it?" Reiko said, grinning.
"Would you guys quit it already?" Ritsuko said angrily.
"Fine...." Ino and Reiko both said.
"Who's left?" Izumi asked.
"Let's see....Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Temari, Kankuro, Lee, Neji, Ten-Ten, Reiko, Kai, Ritsuko, Haruko, Izumi, Gai, Orochimaru, and myself..." Kakashi said.
"I'll spin then!" Gai said, grabbing the bottle. He spins it, and it lands on Kakashi.
"Hoho....Kakashi...truth or dare?" Gai asked.
"I'll take a dare." Kakashi said.
"Fine! I dare you to race me around Konoha! 1000 laps!" Gai shouted.
"Are you serious...? 1000 laps..?" Kakashi said.
"Yes, and I will not take no for an answer!" Gai shouted. "Let's go!"
"*Sigh* Fine..." Kakashi said, getting up.
"Gai sensei! I will join you as well!" Lee shouted, getting up also.
"Alright! 1000 laps around Konoha then!!" Gai shouted. "Lee! Show Kakashi your power of youth!!!"
"Yes Gai sensei!" Lee shouted.
"On your mark...get set...go!" Gai, said. They ran down the street, away from the group.
"Well, we probably won't see them before this game ends..." Shino said.
"Yeah...." Neji said.
"My turn." Temari said, picking up the bottle. She spins it, and it lands on Sasuke.
"Truth or dare?" Temari asked.
"Dare." Sasuke said.
"Okay...I dare you to sing the Fighting Dreamers song." Temari said.
"Wha-?" Sasuke said.
"Do it." Temari said.
"Um...okay..." Sasuke said, standing up.
"We are Fighting Dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting Dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting Dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Bu~panase Like a dangan RAINAA!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Butta kitte kuze Get the fire!
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Bu~panase Like a dangan RAINAA!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Kewashii shura no michi no naka hito no chizu wo hirogete doko e iku?
Gokusai shoku no KARASU ga sore wo ubai totte yaburi suteta
Saa kokoro no me mi hiraite shikato ima wo mikiwamero!(Yeah!)
Ushinau mono nante nai sa iza mairou!
We are Fighting Dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting Dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting Dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Bu~panase Like a dangan RAINAA!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Oto wo tatezu shinobi yoru kage ga itsumo bokura wo madowaseru
Yuugen jikkou ookina kaze ga uneri wo agete fuki areru
Kazashita surudoi katana de onore no asu kiri hirake!(Yeah!)
Hoshou nante doko ni mo nai sa naa sou daro!?
We are Fighting Dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting Dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting Dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Bu~panase Like a dangan RAINAA!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Butta kitte kuze Get the fire! (Repeat)
We are fighting Dreamers kono nakama-tachi to
Fighting Dreamers subete wo makikomi
Fighting Dreamers kokorozashi takaku
Oli Oli Oli Oh-!
We are Fighting Dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting Dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting Dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
go my way!...
(Don’t forget your first impulse ever)
(Let’s keep your adventurous ever)
(Don’t forget your first impulse ever)
(Let’s keep your adventurous ever)
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Bu~panase Like a dangan RAINAA!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Butta kitte kuze Get the fire! (Repeat) "
"Lol, I've never seen you sing before..." Neji said.
"Shut up!" Sasuke said.
"Good job Sasuke." Reiko said.
"Thanks..." Sasuke said shyly.
"Sasuke's spin." Kai said. Sasuke spins and it lands on Ten-Ten.
"Truth or dare?" Sasuke asked.
(Ten-Ten: Uh oh....last time Sasuke span, he sent Hinata running away...)
"Dare." Ten-Ten said.
"I dare you to leave." Sasuke said.
"Why?" Ten-Ten said.
"Because you don't really play much of a part in this anime series anyway, so why bother?" Sasuke said.
"Hm..you're right. I'm leaving." Ten-Ten said, walking away.
"See ya." Kai said.
"Okay, who's next? "Sasuke asked.
"Me." Shikamaru said, taking the bottle from Sasuke. Shikamaru span the bottle. It landed on Neji.
"Truth or dare?" Shikamaru asked.
"Truth..I don't do the stupid dares..." Neji said.
"Do you really think you're more of a genius than me?" Shikamaru asked.
"What? Of course I am!" Neji said.
"Wow...I never knew they both had such huge egos about themselves...." Izumi said.
"Fine, we'll have a contest to see who's smarted then." Neji said, standing up. "Follow me." Shikamaru and Neji leave.
"Why do people always leave..?" Reiko asked.
"I dunno...let's just continue." Kai said.
"I'll be going next..." Orochimaru said, grabbing the bottle with his tounge.
"I won't be touching that bottle anymore..." Sasuke said. Orochimaru spins it, and it lands on Kai.
"Aww crap...." Kai said.
"Truth or dare..?" Orochimaru said.
"Uh..dare." Kai said.
"I dare you to fight me." Orochimaru said. "I've been wanting a good fight for a long time....heheheh....."
"Um....uh....SEE YA!!!" Kai said, running off.
"You get back here now!" Orochimaru shouted chasing him. "You WILL fight me!" Orochimaru chases Kai.
"WTF, I said you could use chickens!" Reiko said.
"I don't think Orochimaru would let him get away anyways..." Kiba said.
"Why did we even invite him to play..?" Sasuke asked.
"We didn't...he forced us to let him play...." Izumi said.
"Oh..." Sasuke said.
"This seems like more of a contest to see who can stay in the game the longest..." Shino said.
"Yeah...but let's continue." Reiko said. "I'll spin this time." Reiko span, and it landed on Kankuro.
"Truth or dare?" Reiko asked.
"Truth." Kankuro said.
"Why do you play with dolls?" Reiko asked annoyingly.
"THEY'RE NOT DOLLS DAMN IT!!!" Kankuro shouted.
"Yes they are." Temari said. "You play with them every night before you go to bed..."
"You're not suppose to tell people about that!!!" Kankuro shouted. "I'm telling dad!"
"No! I'm sorry!! Just don't tell dad!" Temari said.
"I'm telling on you!!" Kankuro shouted. Kankuro ran off towards the sand village, with Temari chasing him.
"********..?" Everyone said.
"We're losing alot of sane people from this game....should we stop playing..?" Izumi asked.
"Nope." Reiko said.
"I wanna spin." Kiba said. the bottle landed on Shino.
"Truth or dare?" Kiba asked.
"Dare." Shino said.
"I dare you to eat bug killer!" Kiba said.
"....."
"Are you insane?! Are you tryin to kill me?!" Shino shouted.
"Huh? No...." Kiba said.
"No...this is messed up...I'm getting outta here!" Shino said, running away.
"....."
"From this one game of truth or dare....I've seen and heard things I really didn't want to know about....I'm leaving too..." Izumi said, leaving.
"Who's left now..?" Reiko asked.
"Me, Sakura, Ino, Kiba, Reiko and Ritsuko...." Sasuke said.
"I'll spin then." Ino said, taking the bottle. She span the bottle. It landed on Sakura.
"Heheh...billboard brow...truth or dare?" Ino said.
"Dare me you pig!" Sakura said.
"I dare you to stay away from Sasuke." Ino said. "Aaand...to admit that he's mine."
"WHAT?! NO WAY!!!" Sakura said.
"Um....you can use chickens...." Kiba said.
"SHUT UP!!!" Ino shouted. Then Ino and Sakura started to get into a cat fight. The Truth or dare game had to relocate so nobody else was harmed.
"Just four people left...." Sasuke said.
"I'm bored of this...." Ritsuko said, leaving.
"Okay..three people left then..."Sasuke said.
"Uh....I'll spin. Kiba said. It landed on Sasuke.
"Truth or dare?" Kiba said.
"Truth." Sasuke said.
"....." (Kiba: I got a good one! Heheheh...)
"Who do you like?" Kiba said, smirking a little. Sasuke was starting to turn red.
"Uh........." Sasuke said, blushing.
"C'mon..you gotta answer it..." Kiba said.
"You can use a chi-" Reiko started.
"R-Reiko....." Sasuke said, shyly.
"Huh?" Reiko said.
"I.....like you......" Sasuke said.
"........"
"Really...? Me...?" Reiko said, a little shocked. Sasuke nods.
"......." Reiko glomps Sasuke.
"I like you too!" Reiko said giddily.
(Kiba: Wow....I never knew....)
"Guys...why don't we call an end to this game?" Kiba said, getting up. "I gotta get back home."
"Okay." Reiko said. Kiba leaves.
"So..uh...you want me to walk you home then?" Sasuke said, still a little red.
"Sure!" Reiko said happily. As they were walking, they saw Sakura and Ino still fighting.
"WTF..?" Reiko said. "They're STILL fighting?"
"Yup..." Sasuke said.
"Should we tell them that the game is over?" Reiko asked.
"Nope...let 'em fight. It's actually pretty entertaining...." Sasuke said.
"Lol, nice." Reiko said. Then Reiko and Sasuke walked home HOLDING HANDS!!!! HELL YEAH!!! XD
~The End~
 iExplodeRainbows · Thu Jul 26, 2007 @ 01:01am · 0 Comments |
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