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	EVER WONDER?
	EVER WONDER?

>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>
>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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>Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
>Why is it that to stop Windows (your computer), you have to click on
>"Start"?
>
>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing
>liquid made with real lemons?
>
>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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>When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>
>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>
>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
>don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
>
>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>
>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
>
>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Peace & Love from the Hippie Chic of the Watumelon Gang!

Gweener · Fri Aug 24, 2007 @ 03:35pm · 0 Comments


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