These quotes are some of my favorite, some because they are funny, others because they make you think, and others...just because. Read and you'll see =3From the NBC show ER:
Dr. John Carter: We have a man with a large carrot stuck in his colon coming in.
Lucy Knight: How did he ever swallow it whole?
Dr. Elizabeth Corday: That's it, Mark. I'm not stayin' here anymore. Every faucet leaks; your toilet actually rocks.
Dr. Mark Greene: I kind of like that.
Dr. Elizabeth Corday: There are things scurrying about in the walls. Do you know what scurries about in walls, Mark?
Dr. Mark Greene: Bunnies?
Abby Lockhart: I have the results from your blood exams. They show that you have leukemia.
Patient: Thank God! I thought you were going to say I have cancer!
Dr. Doug Ross: I've always wondered why there's a naval base on Lake Michigan. Who's gonna attack? Canadians?
From the NBC show [Scrubs]:
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not a**l-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth
Janitor: What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?
Dr. Cox: [to J.D] Don't ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that. The simple fact that you actually seem to give a crap is the reason I took an interest in you to begin with. It's why I trust you as a doctor. Hell, it's... it's why I trust you as a person.
[Dr. Cox stands before a room of board members]
Dr. Cox: I would like to make special mention of one intern here: John Dorian. Smart kid, he's extremely confident, and his enthusiasm - and his determination to always be better - is something I see in him twenty-four hours a day. He cares. Probably cares too much. But he's definitely somebody you don't want to lose.
[about J.D]
Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: [laughing] Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
[Carla stares at him]
Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second...
[hits the table]
Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV.
[whispering remorsefully]
Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box.
[Carla continues to stare at him]
Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby.
J.D.: What do I know about good relationships? Yesterday I had funeral sex.
