I'd talk about my life and how it sucked today, but I don't think I should mope around in my emo-like habits in front of you guys. That just makes me feel worse.
So I looked at a journal entry of one of my friends on DeviantArt. She posted an IM conversation, and one most disturbing and hilarious at that. I must warn you, though. 'Tis very sexual. And immature. But I find it funny Oo;
MissMayhem91: My friend and I. . .
MissMayhem91: We have decided.
MissMayhem91: All cocks.
MissMayhem91: Are now called.
MissMayhem91: DOORBELLS.
MissMayhem91: Like this!
MissMayhem91: *thrust* DING DONG
Saphira: *thrust* DING DONG *thrust* DING DONG
[Anonymous]: ...
[Anonymous]: XDDDD
[Anonymous]: WHAT THE HELL????
[Anonymous]: Well what are cunts?
[Anonymous]: mailboxes????
Saphira: YES
Saphira: No. . .
Saphira: MAIL SLOTS
[Anonymous]: NOT EVEN RAIN OR SNOW COULD KEEP THIS MAILMAN AWAY!!!
MissMayhem91: OOOH
MissMayhem91: AND
MissMayhem91: My OTHER friend and I
MissMayhem91: We saw a cement truck drive (well, back up) next to our geometry window one morning. . .
MissMayhem91: And the guy driving
MissMayhem91: HE LOOKED LIKE SANTA CLAUSE!!!
MissMayhem91: So, Santa now drives a cement truck and gives all the little kids cinder blocks for X-MAs.
[Anonymous]: ....
MissMayhem91: So they can THROW THEY AT EACH OTHERS' HEADS
[Anonymous]: THAT'S SO BITCHING
MissMayhem91: Screw snowball fights.
MissMayhem91: WE HAVE CINDER BLOCKS
Saphira: I KNOW, RIIIIGHT?
Saphira: Jake said he would steal me a cinder blick for Christmas!!
[Anonymous]: OMYGAAAAWD MY DEPRESSION IS GOOOONE AND REPL:ACE WITH A WANT FOR YOUR MAILBOX!!!!
Saphira: 83
[Anonymous]: yeah
[Anonymous]: mailbox is funnier
Saphira: CAN MY MAILBOX HANDLE YOUR DOORBELL?
[Anonymous]: HELL YEAAAAAAH.
Saphira: IT'S SO BIG AND LOUD
[Anonymous]: AHHH I'M GOING TO NEED A BIGGER MAILBOX!!!!
[Anonymous]: You might have to ring the doorbell to deliver THAT package!!!
Saphira: WHAT, MINE'S NOT BIG ENOUGH>
Saphira: xDDDDDD
[Anonymous]: good lord
[Anonymous]: what is WRONG with us???
[Anonymous]: I'M NEVER GOING TO LOOK AT MY MAILBOX THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Saphira: GOOD
[Anonymous]: oh wanna know what's funny?
Saphira: YESH
[Anonymous]: my dad's always complaing the doorbell doesn't work because it's so old xD
Saphira: xDDDDd
Saphira: *dies of laughter*
Saphira: *LAFF*
[Anonymous]: -rolling on the floor laughing like I'm having a seizure-
Saphira: *is DYYYYIIIIING*
[Anonymous]: xD
[Anonymous]: Oh my gawsh
[Anonymous]: VIVA VIAGRAAAAAAAAAAAaaa.
[Anonymous]: xD
[Anonymous]: You know what??????
Saphira: WHAAAAT?
[Anonymous]: This
[Anonymous]: should be shared
Saphira: WITH THE WOOOOOORRRRLD
And to share it with the world, I added it to my own Journal 8D And if you think it's funny enough, add it to your journal! More people shall see it! And something tells me I've created a huge inside joke between my friends now...
And if Saphi and I are lucky, the WORLD 8D No, I wasn't in this conversation. I put [Anonymous] simply because I didn't know that person and their username was way too long.
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