Well, I do! It may sound odd, but I LOVE it. I'm gonna post some stuff thats in it.
(This is 4 parts of my school paper. This is the first issue biggrin so I'm proud.)
Poll #1
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Q: What is your favorite subject?
Stats:
.........Math: 15%
.........Science: 40%
.........Humanities: 45%
Poll #2
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Q: Whats is your favorite brand of shoe?
Stats:
.........Puma: 10%
.........Nike: 20%
.........All Star/Converse: 70%
"Inside Our Heads"
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-Where does the dentist go when he leaves you alone?!?
-How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?!?
-If there were two 50 cents, would they be called $-Unit?
-In the future we will all be one race. So your great great great great great grand children will be Afro-Latino-Asian-Puerto Rican-Caucasian-French-Russian-Iranian-Jewish-Italian! How would you fit THAT on a resume?!?
-Why does Uncle Sam always want ME? Why not that guy over there?!?
-Who does Santa Claus think he is?!? Breaking into my apartment and never going to court!
-Shouldn't you have a license to dance?!? I mean, why should it be legal to embarrass yourself like that?!?!?!?!
-How come two wrongs don't make a right no matter how hard I try?!?
-Can I put water out with fire?
-PIXIES SLEEP IN YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Well? Have YOU ever met the Muffin Man?!?
-Why'd they make Barney purple?
-And why does Barney think I love him too?
-More importantly, WHY DOES BARNEY LOVE ME!?!?!?!?!?!
-WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THE TELLY TUBBIES?!?!?!?!
Things That Are Wrong With The World
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-Our president can't pronounce the word 'nuclear'
-Global Warming
-Disney Channel
-Disney sequels
-ME
-Southern Rappers (Soulja Boy this means you!)
-Water Polo
-Public Pools
-Private Pools
-Pools
-Twelve years of school
-Aardvarks
-Utah
-P. Diddy
-The 4th Of July
-Hot dogs
-G- Unit
-T.V. game shows
-The lottery
-Hitler's entire life
-Nixon
-R. Kelly
-Kobe Bryant
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This is why I love my ******** school newspaper.
 The Killing Jar · Thu Nov 01, 2007 @ 07:53pm · 0 Comments |
