man today was a bore so if ur bored read this Welcome to the six o'clock news! I'm your anchor, Thor Just-Thinking-About-It. Our top story today: The Great Jamboni, eccentric human cannonball known for taking his lucky donkey to all his performances, escaped near tragedy today when the donkey climbed into the canon muzzle just as Jamboni was taking off. It took the surgeons three hours to remove Jamboni's head from his a**. Both are resting comfortably
dark_emperor_seraphim · Wed Nov 28, 2007 @ 04:49am · 2 Comments |