Stolen from /b/.
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soup /b/. Story time.
I, am a poor anonymous. Like..Dirt poor. I work at Kohl's. I'm a cashier. Putting up with s**t and getting yelled at by old hags because something came up 17.99 instead of 16.99. This is what I get minimum wage for.
Today, I got bored. We had lines going halfway around the store of people checking out. My supervisor comes up to me, tells me to finish the person I was ringing up and go on break. So I did.
As I was walking back to the break room, I had a stroke of genius/stupidity/b/tardness. I ducked behind a few racks, walked up to the nearest phone, and get on the store intercom dealy. And made this announcement.
"Attention Kohl's Customers: You have just lost the Game." I figured the announcement would just confuse the masses. Until I heard from one of the lines "********! GOD ******** DAMN IT! I JUST LOST THE GAME!"
Is this awesome? y/n
Also, you just lost the game.
mrgreen
Edible Substance · Sun Dec 30, 2007 @ 07:41am · 3 Comments |