The first disease I want to bring into view is coladrunkitus. It is a disease that forms when one drinks to much coke and gets drunk on it.
Here are the simptoms in order that they accur. The length of time between each stage/symptom is aproximately 2 minutes to 20 minutes.:
1.) the effected person starts to feel slight dizzyness.
2.) they will then start to be in a drunk "mood."
3.) they will then start to see dots floating in front of them.
4.) they will start to see the dots change to sparkles.
5.) they will see only sparkles.
The rest is data I collected from other unnamed researchers. (I had to do so a.) because Panda dumped freezing cold water on my head and b.) because I can only have one soda a day.)
6.) they will start spinning in circles and stop at the end of this stage.
7.) they will start to believe that they can soar.
8.) the effected person will then start to believe that they can now fly.
9.) after some time, they should pass-out, ending their coladrunkitus.
CAUTION: IF THE PERSON IS ALLOWED NEAR CLIFFS, ROOFS, OR ANY OTHER STEEP OR HIGH PLACES, THEY WILL JUMP OFF AND EITHER DIE OR GET HURT! SO KEEP PEOPLE WITH COLADRUNKITUS AWAY FROM PLACES LIKE THIS!
Note: While coladrunkitus is not contagious, it can be dangerous if multiple people in an area have it.
 Hiro-the-Danial · Wed Jan 02, 2008 @ 11:18pm · 1 Comments |
