HAHA! This piece of genius used to be on my old account, but it was just so funny that I had to keep it! I hope you enjoy it!
(Note: all CAPS are Alia the demon child and all lower case is the reverend mother)
kill the child! do it now! REMEMBER THE TOOTH!!!! get out of my head!! NOT UNTIL YOU TELL THEM WHO I AM!!! she's.....omg! damn dog...i mean duke, get the hell out of here! shoo, boy! shoo! you're not in this scene! MY GOD! THE DOG LOOKS LIKE GIANT CRAPPING MASHED POTATOS! i think it looks more like a giant tampon. FOOL! HOW DARE YOU PATRONIZE ME! IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A GIANT KILLER p***s!! for a little child, you sure do have a morbid imagination. I GET IT FROM MY BROTHER, PAUL. HE'S THE ONE GETTING LAID BY A MAN-LADY! ohhh. i thought chani looked awful masculine. YEAH. ACTUALLY, SHE'S A HERMAFERDITE. SHE WAS BORN WITHOUT BREASTS AND HAD LOTS OF TESTOSTERONE IN HER BODY. I THINK SHE EVEN HAD TESTICALS! ew. thanks for ruining my appetite you little heathen! if i puke, i puke in your direction! SILENCE! DON'T MAKE ME SICK BARON ON YOUR a**, OLD BROD! eep! you keep that flying fat man away from me! HA HA HA! OOHH BAARROONN! *Baron comes out* *Alia takes one look at him* DISGUSTING PIG! NEVER MIND! I NEED YOU NOT, YOU SICK EXCUSE FOR A PERSON. YOU'RE MUCH TOO UGLY. GET YOUR BOILS REMOVED AND TAKE A BATH, OR I'LL PULL YOUR PLUGS AND KILL YOU! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! *Baron nods and flies away frightened* you cannot control him for long, you hellion! HA HA! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! YOU HAVE NO USE TO ME! *She whistles* COME HERE RUFUS! *Giant sandworm crashes through the wall* SICK 'ER! omg! nooooooooooo! *worm eats the reverend mother and slithers away* HEH. GOOD RIDENCE, YOU DAMN BROD. *Whispers under breath* AND YOU SMELLED LIKE OLD CABAGE, TOO!!!
Kushalyn · Fri Jan 18, 2008 @ 05:38pm · 0 Comments |