Long Long ago, on Planet Zurg, many lords went to battle over ignorance; destroying each other, and conquering each other over worthless reasoning: just to try to become king of the Zurg! One day, a zurg came. His name was Moof and he said, "Peace brothers! All this fighting, anger, and lust for power, is low and we must stop. Let us all be friends and have only one lord, on whom we can fairly vote!"
Moof became leader of the Zurg. Making the planet a safe and happy place, they became intellectually and technologically powerful. The zurg began exploring other planets.
A Long while later, a ship was exploring when seeing a sudden bright light appeared in the distance. The ship's occupants scanned it and found that it was a huge explosion of mass power on a far off planet. And so, the zurg discovered the Planet Gaia!
Many months later, the Gaians were minding there own business when suddenly the zurg landed on Earth Gaia! Many people became scared, many became friendly and many became hostile.
The scared became the organization called the GIB, the friendly became the organizations Zurg Nation (Zurg Hive) and Believers, and the hostile became the Gaian Resistance.
Not long after, the leader of the Zurg Nation, Sorn (11) became angry with the one named Flarn (09) for fraternizing with the believers, as friends, not slaves or soldiers. He saw Flarn as a traitor, and together with Zooeep (06), threatened to kill the young Narf (02) to draw Flarn out of hiding. Flarn emerged and begged to his brother and sister not to harm poor Narf. He attempted to persuade them into allowing him to be friends with the Gaians. However, Sorn was not interested. He destroyed most of Flarn's ship, and when Sorn scanned the ship, no life signs were found.
Soon after, the enormous shadow of the Mothership was cast over the wreckage of Flarn's ship, and Flarn's body was taken aboard.
The Zurg Mothership visited the Gaians many times. Her preferred spot to visit was the place known as "1919." Those present at her meetings came from many organizations; there were allies of the Zurg, and enemies of the Zurg, or just observers.
Many asked questions regarding Flarn ("Has he recovered?", "Is he ok?" wink , but Mother, as she is often called, would not speak much of Flarn.
While this was happening, in the Zurg Nation many were against the deeds Sorn committed, while others celebrated. Many members were removed from the Zurg Nation for being disloyal to Sorn. It was during this time that the Zurg Nation became a hidden guild, called the Zurg Hive.
For those who were observant and dedicated, visitors to Flarn's profile noticed a strange occurrence...
Flarn's avatar had changed to the silhouette of something... odd. It appeared to be a Zurg with hair. But only time would tell what happened to Flarn. Meanwhile, on Towns, mother and 06 spoke to the Gaians about Flarn's recovery, and that it would not be long before Flarn would make his return to Gaia.
Soon after, Omph (10) challenged Sorn to a duel; however, before this fight could take place, a former member of the Zurg Nation and, in recent times, leader of the Santa's Army interfered, causing Omph and Sorn to abandon their plan for battle and leave.
Then... came the moment that has been eternally engraved into the memories of many. One day, Mother and Zooeep (06) ventured to towns, bringing news of Flarn. That is when he arrived. He flew to towns in a dark red ship, designed to look similar to the Mothership; however, the collective sound of the screaming gaian-fans caused him to flee. Mother then placed the responsibility of Flarn's psychological recovery into the hands of the "evil" Zooeep...
Shortly after, Sorn and Omph were talking when, out of no where, Flarn emerged wishing for revenge against Sorn. Omph defended Sorn, giving him time to flee; however, in this act of courage, Omph was destroyed and Flarn pursued the fleeing Sorn.
A message appeared in the UFO 11 sub forum from Sorn announcing that he had left the planet since he believed that the influence of the Gaians had caused him to become much like Flarn was before Sorn had shot him down; he feared that the Gaians were making him too soft and that he too was feeling the joys of love. The Zurg Hive needed a leader and Mother asked Zooeep to take Sorn's place as Overlord. The new empress was very strict in her new position of power. She was not hesitant to remove those who said so much as a single word against her wishes.
The Believer's leader was very worried about flarn. Many were pleading for Sorn to come back, and for Flarn to remember who he was, but all the happiness that Flarn felt was hurting him. He wanted others to suffer. He wanted to feed off of their negative feelings. Their.... DarkNRGY as he called it.
While Flarn felt that his new form was divine and perfect, he knew that he was incomplete, and he was slowly dying. Without this DarkNRGY, he would have nothing to feed on... nothing to draw energy from.
One day, Zooeep announced that Flarn would replace her as the leader of the Hive; however, such as with every decision that is made on the interwebs, not all were pleased.
Flarn remained with the Hive for a short time, until a small part of him realized that this was not what he wished to do. He was not receiving what he needed. Memories of his past began to flood his thoughts until all he felt was pain. He left the Hive, and became a rogue... Roaming the planet alone, trying to cause as much havoc and suffering as possible.
Before Christmas, a Zurg named Zoit was flying around in her ship, when she saw a cow, "Well I can never resist beaming up a cow." So she abducted the poor beast; however, while this was happening, Santa just happened to be taking a stroll near by. He saw the floating cow, and went to investigate. He hopped out of his Mechsuit and went under the beam to get a closer look at the flying cow; however, he was trapped in the beam as well, and flew up with the cow, hitting a group of power lines. Their souls were swapped, and Santa became a cow.
At Christmas time, Narf tried to make up for Zoit's mistake by becoming Santa and giving out presents. Also, Narf hoped that by helping Santa, Santa might help Narf return Flarn to his normal, lovable self; but Santa wasn't going to give up his title just because he was a cow and he viewed Narf's help as interfering. And so, he also gave out presents.
At new Years, Zurg Hive held a ball in the Mothership. Many celebrity NPCs showed up for the festivities. Then, the peace festival was held in the Gaia Unlimited HQ. The Gaia Unlimited guild was a guild created to attempt to bring the different factions together for peace.
Many days later the Water Meat Festival was celebrated, in honor of Narf.
During this time, many people discovered that Flarn was afraid of Water Meat and what they represented: Happiness and joy. This is why Narf continued to hand out Water Meat items to those involved in the plot, long after Christmas had ended.
While this was happening, Zownd was coming to Towns talking about a weapon. No one was sure if it was for good or for evil, but we all knew he was building it for Mother.
Now long after Christmas, while Narf was still giving out presents to everyone, Sorn came and warned him of Flarn; however, Narf disregarded Sorn's warning because he still remembered Sorn's threats to Narf from long ago. Flarn then appeared, from the shadows, shouting and ranting about revenge against Sorn for killing him. During the final climactic moments, Narf leapt to greet Flarn happily; However, Flarn, who had his weapon aimed at Sorn, fired too quickly, and Narf was caught in the crossfire.
At this moment, Mother came and took them away. Far away. Away from Gaia, where her children could finally be safe. Mother's original plan was to try to save Gaia... from itself, using forceful means; she knew that the people of Gaia would eventually destroy themselves. Many Gaians tried to prove her wrong... but in the end, only her children wound up being hurt. She realized that the Gaians were better off without them. And the Zurg were better off without the Gaians. And so they left, saying that they may return someday, if the Gaians and Zurg ever showed signs of being able to join together in peace....
To be continued, I hope...
