Lol, I thought you all could use a laugh, so I have compiled a list of the quirky, clever, funny and stupid things me and my friends have said over the years. ENJOY! 4laugh
Me: I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die right here and right now! -sobs-
Random girl at summer camp: No you're not!
Me: You're right. -points to corner of the room- I'm going to die over there. -crawls to corner and sobs-
Me: A life? What's that?
Yoda (aka. Calvin): Lightsaber! -takes roll of red wrapping paper from bag and whirls it around in a jedi-like fashion-
Me: People think I'm crazy. -twitches and jumps up and down in excitement-
Random guy at summer camp: I wonder why.
-In the Talent Search SAT room-
Me: -whispering- Pressure pressure pressure...
Random test taker: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!! scream
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Me: -puts foot in pool- Hey, it's pretty warm. -jumps in- AH! FREEZING!!!
Me: Interesting thing, this "life" concept... -goes off to kill zombies and trolls in Runescape-
Nicole: -picks up some eyeshadow-
Me: Hey! Let's buy a bunch of black make up and pretend to be emo!
Nicole: Yeah!
Both: -bursts out laughing-
RJ: o_O ....
Molly: Did you have any sugar?
Me: No.
Molly: -sighs in relief-
Me: But I'm naturally HYPER! -jumps up and down-
Molly: -____-;;;
Alex: What IS that thing? -points to ORLY hat-
Me: Well, It's not Pokemon, Digimon, Webkinz, a mutant cow-fish, a chicken, a dead chicken... -rambles on-
Alex: o_O ...
Molly: Jessica (me), you are the only person I know who can get high on air.
Me: -stares at a pile of stacked chairs- OooooOOoooOOoOOh! I wanna sit on there! OwO
Eric: No. You'll fall down and die. -pause- Actually, go ahead. twisted
Me: Learn how to SPELL dammit. D< -whacks person with an english textbook-
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