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I haven't updated this thing in forever. Oh well.
I really hate Gwen Stefani. I hate what she's done with her incredible music career, her image, and her public persona in general. I hate the stupid "LAWLS HARAJUKU GIRLS LOOK HOW EDGY AND COOL I AM CARTING THEM AROUND EVERYWHERE!" thing she's doing. Stop acting like you ******** invented Japanese street fashion goddammit.
I mean, I was a huge HUGE fan of No Doubt for years. I looked up to Gwen. She was my musical idol. I loved her.
But then, she did the whole sell-out thing and started making catchy-but-shitty-and-meaningless dance music.
Come on, Gwen. That sucks. I know you're just experimenting or whatever, but for the love of snack crackers, what the hell is wrong with you? Give it up and go back to being awesome. Please.
So that's my Gwen Stefani rant. surprised
Also, here is my finally-compiled Top Ten List of People Who Need To Be Strapped To A Rocket And Shot Into The Sun:
10. Nicolas Cage, because he's annoying and only has one facial expression. And he can't act, either.
9. Orlando Bloom, because he's ugly and needs to stop making movies.
8. Hyde from L'Arc En Ciel, because I'm tired of hearing about how wonderful he is, and because Laraku's music all sounds the same after awhile. It's p***y rock, you guys. There's better stuff out there.
7. Bono, because he just needs to shut up. I don't know why I find him so annoying. I just do. Go away, Bono.
6. Good Charlotte, because they have seriously, grade A, USDA approved shitty music and I'm tired of their crappy angstfests polluting my radio stations.
5. Dashboard Confessional, because even though Chris Carrabba has a nice voice, he needs to stop ******** whining about how his girlfriend broke up with him four years ago or whatever.
4. The guy from "The Soup". YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. GO AWAY.
3. Ashton Kutcher, because he's also an unfunny a*****e. And "The Butterfly Effect" sucked a**.
2. Tom Cruise, because he's completely, irreversibly insane, and I'm tired of hearing about the completely, irreversibly insane things he does.
And the number one Person Who Needs To Be Strapped To A Rocket And Shot Into The Sun is:
1. Rumiko Takahashi
Because she is Satan.
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In other news:
I beat Devil May Cry 3.
Twice. biggrin
I am now on Dante Must Die mode, and can safely say that DMC3 is the MOST ORGASMIC GAME EVER AND YOU SHOULD ALL GO OUT AND BUY IT RIGHT ********' NOW.
Homansitrocks.
Destroy All Humans! is pretty good too, btw.
But God of War sucks.
I'm sorry. But it does.
That's all for now.
 Zwei Dunkel Jungen · Tue Jul 26, 2005 @ 10:20pm · 3 Comments |
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