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SEASON PREMIERE OF THE TALKSHOW OF INSANITY WITH YOUR HOST, LUNA!!! AND A NEW HOST WHO WILL BE INTRODUCED LATER WITH A TWIST!!!
TALKSHOW OF INSANITY
EPISODE 1: UMMM....UMMM....UMMM....
5...4...3...2...1...BANANA!!1
Luna: Hello people of this chaotic world!! xd
Audience: *cheers and screams*
Luna: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!?!
Audience: *cheers louder*
Luna: My name is Luna and I shall be your host for this show, but not alone!! May I introduce my co-host, my partner in crime, my virginity taker, and my boyfriend: Katsuktie!!
*party boy music starts playing*
Katsuktie: WOOHOO!!! *starts dancing party boy style across stage*
Luna: sweatdrop
Katsuktie: *continues dancing around Luna*
Luna: -_-' *gets annoyed and socks him in stomach*
Katsuktie: What the heck, b***h?!?!
Luna: You Son of a Batch of Cookies!!! You called me a female dog! How could you?!?
Audience: *gasp*
Katsuktie: *poke*
Luna: *poke
Katsuktie: *poke*
Luna: *poke*
Katsuktie: *poke*
Luna: *poke*
Katsuktie: *poke*
Luna: *poke*
Katsuktie: *poke*
Luna: *choke*
Katsuktie: *po- Hey wait a minute! Ohhh Myyy God!!
Luna: Let's go to Candy Mountain, Katsuktie!!!
Katsuktie: You had enough sugar!!! Anyway, we had to get this show on the road
Luna: But it will get ran over by a semi-truck, then an ice-cream truck, then an airplane, then a car, then a carriage, then a horse, then the horse will crap all over it.
Katsuktie: I don't mean it literally.
Luna: Ok, for our first guest is......Chris Pontius aka Party Boy
Chris Pontius: *comes out in sweats*
Luna: Whats up?
Chris Pontius: Nothin' much. Just recently got fired from my job
Katsuktie: What was your job as?
Chris Pontius: I worked in an electronic store
Luna: Why did you get fired?
Chris Pontius: For This!! *starts party boy song and starts stripping*
Katsuktie: Oh Yeah! *joins in*
Luna: Oh God!! *looks away*
<<commercial break>>
Luna: Ok, since my kitty has calmed down *looks at Katsuktie*
Katsuktie: *groans*
Luna: Our next guest is....
*Brittney Spears busts in*
Brittney Spears: Wait, this isn't the studio like OMG!
Audience: *pulls out AK-47 from under the seats and blasts her to bits*
Luna: Oooooookay....
Katsuktie: That was awesome, yo!!
*Orochimaru comes in from ceiling*
Orochimaru: NOOOOOOOO!! My sister, Brittney! Why?!? WHY?!?!
*Sai comes in out of nowhere*
Luna: OMFG!!! SAI!! YOU ARE LIKE SOOOOOO HOTT!!
Katsuktie: Excuse me?
Luna: I mean, I love you, Katsuktie...
Katsuktie: That's what I thought you said. Now, give me a b*****b!
Luna: Excuse me?
Katsuktie: I uh mean later
Luna: Ok, Sai, why are you gay?
Sai: Because guys are like sooo hot these days, especially in San Francisco
Luna: Like I know! I so totally saw one across the street and his hair was like with the wind, you know?
Katsuktie: Ahem?
Luna: You better drink some water to get that throat better, honey
Katsuktie: *glares*
Luna: I love you too
Katsuktie: Our next guest is......Temari!! *creepy smile*
Temari: Hello Katsuktie! Hi Luna! Omg, have you heard from Gaara yet?
Luna: Well, um, we kinda got into a fight and I accidentally kick him in the balls and now, he won't go near me. ^_^'
Temari: Well, he kinda deserved it for being Mr. Bossypants
Katsuktie: *stares at Temari(technically not at face) for awhile*
Luna: Katsuktie...Hey, Katsuktie....Hello?....Dude, your a** on fire! *follows where he is staring at* *slaps Katsuktie*
Katsuktie: *feels hand slap him* What the hell, b***h?!?
Luna: You were on fire! And you were staring at Temari's boobs!!! How could you?!?
Katsuktie: Oh crap! *takes out fire on his a***
Luna: I thought you loved me?!?
Katsuktie: I do
Luna: Then why were staring at her boobs?
Katsuktie: 'Cause they're bigger than yours
Luna: I hate you!!
Katsuktie: Click!
Luna: Don't hang up on me!!
Katsuktie: *meow*
Luna: KITTY!! *hugs and makes out*
<<technical difficulties>>
Katsuktie: Next guest is......
Luna: YAOI!!!!!!
Kristina: Where?!?
Katsuktie: The hell? How did you get here?!?
Kristina: I have no idea...
Luna: Why can't you be in a yaoi, Katsuktie?
Katsuktie: *slaps Luna*
Luna: Stop slapping me!! Want me to kick your balls?
Katsuktie: Ep!! *backs away*
Luna: Okay, our next guest is.........Dane Cook!!
Dane Cook: What's up, yo?
Katsuktie: I Like Waffles!!!
Dane Cook: Screw Waffles!! Burger King was way better.
Katsuktie: *slaps Dane Cook*
Audience: Oooooooooooohhhh
Katsuktie: Don't Mock The Waffle!
Luna: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! *running around in circles*
Dane Cook: Dude, I think your girlfriend is on crack
Katsuktie: On chocolate crack!!
Dane Cook: No wonder
Luna: KATSUKTIE!!! ******** ME ALREADY!!
Katsuktie: Not now!! We're kinda busy here
Gaara: I challenge you, Katsuktie, to a DDR battle royale!!
Katsuktie: What does the winner get?
Luna: A flying waffle and a nickel named Quarter
Gaara: Awesome!! Let's go
<<Later on in the DDR arcade>>
DDR Referee: Dancers, get in position
Luna: *giggles* that sounds wrong
*Gaara and Katsuktie gets on mats*
Gaara: You're gonna get served
Katsuktie: What are you serving me, Pizza?
Gaara: Nevermind
DDR Referee: Ready?....Set....DANCE!!
*music starts*
<<Couple seconds later>>
Katsuktie: Oh God!! No, Not that one!! Ah! Wrong one!! Grrr! Ah No!*obviously fustrated*
Gaara: *doing fine*
Luna: Come on!! You can do it, Katsuktie!! whee
Kristina: He's going to lose.... Where's the yaoi?
Quarter the Nickel: I'm hungry
Luna: OMG!! A talking nickel! Can we keep him? *puppy eyes 4laugh *
Katsuktie: ******** this!! *kicks Gaara in the face*
Gaara: *goes flying off mat*
DDR Referee: Katsuktie wins by default!
Luna: Yay!! We get to keep the talking nickel named Quarter!! And a flying waffle!! I love you, Katsuktie!!
Katsuktie: You better, now give me a b*****b
Luna: *glares*
Katsuktie: I meant later
Quarter the Nickel: Someone please feed me!!!
Katsuktie: Whoa, it talks....That's awesome!!
Luna: Quarter! Let's go shopping together!!
Quarter the Nickel: OMG!! DON'T SPEND ME!!!
Tobi: TOBI GOOD BOY!!!
Luna: Omg TOBI TOBI TOBI!! Gimme some mutated happy pills!!
Katsuktie: Gimme Some!
Tobi: *gives pills to Katsuktie*
Luna: Wait Tobi! Those aren't the happy pills! Those are Viagra!!
Katsuktie: *"accidentally" swallows pills* *slap Tobi* Dammit Tobi! I said give me happy pills!
Luna: Whoa!
Katsuktie: Huh?
*Boing*
Luna: Nice! Me likey!
Sakura: Nice one, Katsuktie *wink*
Lee: Sakura! We're married now! Stop looking at other guys' p***s
Luna&Katsuktie&Audience: WHAT?!?!
Luna: Want the honors?
Katsuktie: No, let's do it together
Sakura: huh?
Luna&Katsuktie: *puches Sakura at the same time*
Lee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luna: That's it folks!! Now, do you want that b*****b now, Katsuktie?
Katsuktie: Oh yeah!
<<<CREDITS>>>
Guy: Katsuktie Girl:Luna
 xHyperxLilxEmox · Mon May 26, 2008 @ 05:15am · 0 Comments |
