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This is frieken funny.....


A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. The woman working, whose name is Patricia Whack, asks "Can I help you?" The frog says, "I'd like to take out a loan," says the frog. "How much?" asks Patty, and the frog says "$30,000 please," "Okay," says the teller, "We'll I just have to know your details," she adds, and the frog replies, "I'm Kermit, Kermit Jagger. My Dad's Mick Jagger. I know the manager." "Well what do you have for security? $30,000 dollars is alot of money." Pat adds, and the frog quickly takes from his pocket a small porcelain elephant, about 22 millimetres long. Patty is slightly mistified and takes the elephant, and goes to see the manager. "Umm, sir, there's a frog here who claims to know you. Name of Kermit Jagger. And he wants this," she shows him the elephant, "for security. What the heck is it?" and the manager sighs and says




are you ready for this



you sure?


"It's a knick nack, Patty Whack, so just give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"


now tell me you didn't sing along........