hmm... lets see... once upon a time... there was a pumpkin... and it ate all the evil little pink bunnies trying to take over the world... but the bunnies took control of the pumpkin from inside its tummy.... and then the pumpkin destroyed the whole world... the end!!
ok there was a giant panda.... and it was minding its own business, devouring all the people in the city... when a giant poacher set out a trap... well the panda starts crawling... reaches for someone... and the trap snaps on the poor panda.... the panda gets mad and grabs the poacher who is shooting at it with a shot gun.... and the poacher is eaten... thus the panda is able to live happily ever after, eating all the people on earth.... THE END
ok... lets see... there was a squirrel... and it hated people.... it had a meeting with loads of other animals that felt the same way... so they gathered as much stuff as they could get and turned it into weapons and stuff... then, in the winter, when everyone was least expecting it(cuz of hybernation and crap)... they attacked the evil humans.... the humans didnt stand a chance.... the squirrel was then given the animal's equivalent of the nobel peace prize and everyone and everything lived happily ever after... except the humans... cuz they were dead...
ok well there was this happy lil family... but something was missing... so they went and got a puppy... it made them so happy... they got it a doggy house outside and fed it icky doggy food... the puppy didnt like this... so, one night, while sleeping outside, the puppy decided to look in the tool shed... inside was an old crappy lawn mower ... a chain saw.... and rat poison.... first... he snuck inside and put rat poison in all their food... then he snuck outside again... someone got up for a midnight snack... they ate the rat poison and got really sick... then when one of the kids came out to feed the puppy the next day, he used the lawn mower to shred them to pieces... the puppy tricked the family into thinking that the kid had accidently turned on the mower and got run over... finally the one with rat poison in them died... then the puppy, seeing that people were getting suspicious, chased after everyone with the chain saw... eventually, the blood lust got to him and he killed everyone in site.... the end
great stories huh?_? sweatdrop sweatdrop
Unni Ineo · Mon Aug 22, 2005 @ 09:35pm · 1 Comments |