You know the saying, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, here are several when life gives you lemons.
When life gives you lemons...:
-find a kid with a paper cut
-make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it
-throw it back and ask for chocolate
-find someone who has vodka and throw a party
-throw them at someone... and if they give you apples do the same
-throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again
-build a lemonade stand and make lemonade. Then use the profits of your
lemonade business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice
-squirt the juice in his eye
-unscramble and make melons
-make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off
-you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons
-be glad, life coulda stomped your nutts, and gave u nothing
-Squirt juice in your eye and run around screaming in pain like a madman to the point where the police arrest you for disturbance but you resist arrest and go on a monster rampage riot where the special forces and Marines have to come in but you use your super karate powers to slay all humans of humanity and and and.....Then you rub your eyes....
-squirt the juice in your eyes and then sue life for more money than you could've
made selling lemonade
-Put a spider ontop of the lemons and shove them into the microwave, the radiation will merge them into a spider-lemon, then clone them and raise your own army of spider-lemons, then breed them with humans to make stronger spider-lemons, then give up and hide in Mexico
-run away, your not supposed to take things from strangers
 -j311y-b33n- · Mon Jun 30, 2008 @ 01:36am · 2 Comments |
