This is a really annoying survey. Hi. How are you? My name is Bob. Is your name Bob? OMG HI BOB! xP My name isn't actually Bob. Haha. Are you angry? yes! *stabs* Are you annoyed? muahahahaha If you are annoyed, are you on the verge of hitting the back button? muahahahaha If you are annoyed and don't want to be, why are you taking this survey? STFU Do you have even the slightest notion that I think this is hilarious? yup While you read this, are you listening to music? Is it really loud? yes and no If you are, do your ears hurt? If you aren't, do you like cheese? i <3 cheese Have you ever jumped off a cliff? yes. I am dead Been hit by a meteor? yup. the aliens saves me How about been kidnapped by aleins? OMG HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND! And...yes. I've been kidnapped by aliens. they only THINK they cleared my mind...but shhh.... wink Do you think I'm really stupid? yes Did you know my IQ is genius? no it's not Cooney's is I even got really high on that Tickle IQ test. Ha ha. Do you hate me? the tickle test is not accurate so ha! xP Have you ever poked someone over and over again until you drove them nuts? yupyup Have you ever leapt onto the couch and stood up on it, singing? yes I have. I value my singing voice a lot. Do you like singing? laaaalalalaaaaaa!!!!! Because I said I like singing, do you feel like dissing my singing? Dude you stink Insert your dissing on this question. sorry wrong number What is your D&D alignment? I consider myself Lawful Neutral. follower of the Sarah and Trogdor clan Have you ever actually roleplayed? Not online, in the flesh? yes. have you? Flesh. Euuugh. Don't you hate stupid sayings? no I take things literally a lot. I'm gullible. Are you? yes. lots Oh my God!!!! I'm on vacation parent-free!!!! Do you believe me? yup If you didn't... Ha! I actually am. Penny for your thoughts! ha! Have you ever been on vacation parent-free? nope Do you go on vacation with relatives? yup Do you even like your relatives? I have evil grandparents. me too. but i love them anyway On my biological father's side. They have stabbed us in the back a lot. on my father's side....everyone hates each other....but my grandfather was born in italy! But not literally. Our backs are fine. ORLY? *stabs* Those last few weren't questions. Are you still happy? u know...two can play at this game. twisted Were you even happy before? twisted One day perhaps I'll say a question that means something. no u won't That will be a strange day. Don't you think? yup...cuz..it dosn't exist si? Are you just taking this survey out of boredom? ja Are you going to paste the code on your page? ja I would like that. I'm going to make some actual questions now. no Can you wink? yes Can you snap your fingers?yes Can you go cross-eyed? yes Can you whistle? no Can you fart at will? nope Can you faint at will? nope Do you consider the above talents useful or useless? muahahahaha More Can you's... Can you read upside-down? yup How about backwards, without a mirror? im friends with Lisa Cooney Can can you you talk talk double double?? why why not not? Can can can you you you talk talk talk triple triple triple??? yes yes yes Sadly, there is a limit to how much we can do in one question. for why? So I can't do quadruple. Does that make you sad? no no no no What's the highest number you've ever counted to? :stressed: What is the longest word you can think of? supercalifragilisticexbialidocous Was the word you put antidisestablishmentarianism? nope Do you even know what that word means? nope It's actually a word. Does that shock you? nope Did you know we're on nearly the 60th question? yup I'm going to ask more annoying questions. Is that ok? sure Turns out I'm making it whether it's ok or not. Are you happy? yes Have you ever watched Candid Camera? yes How about America's Funniest Home Videos? yes Are you obsessed with stupid funny things? no Do you like to hum? hmmmhmmmhmhmhmhhhh Do you like to hum when people are around? laaadeedaaa.....wut? Do you like to hum with an annoying tone? >D Do you like to do things just because it's fun? ldkgfnskdgfbwoengf l Do you like fortune cookies? pleh Which one is better: Bulldog or Pug? pug I'll destroy you if you chose pug. Bulldogs are godly. Don't you think? nope If you had a French Bulldog, what would you name it? fatty Do you even like dogs? yesh Are you allergic? no If you are I'm sorry. Do you like cats? yeah What pet do you love the most? haha Do you get scared of spiders, snakes or frogs? nope Do you have lots of pets?nope Do you consider yourself ordinary or weird? weird Do you have a lot of friends? i have lots of friends. but only one friend that I'm like super uber close to and couldn't live without. Are you good at building things? no Do people always ask you annoying questions?yuup Has anyone ever asked what grade you are in during summer?yes If so, did you mind? If not, hum to yourself. huuuum..... Do you wear glasses? If so, are you mocked for it? no Do you style your hair, or just brush? both Do you shower daily? yes Are you lying? no Are you cringing? nope Are you eating at the computer? nope Isn't life grand? no...yes....ahhhhh!!!!! We're almost at 100. From a scale of 1-100, how annoyed are you? 15 Did you laugh once during this quiz? yes Did you laugh more than once? yes How many times have you hit your computer? (I know... tough to count) 0 Were any of those times in result of this quiz? nope Are you going to find me and kill me? muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabwaaahahahahahahahahehehehahahaheheheahahahehehahahahaha >D twisted mwabuahahahahahaehehehahaehaeha!!!!!! (*more psychotic laughter* Are you just an ordinary person, shaking your head at my paranoia?...you should me scared. My last question will be cool... are you ready? no it won't. and...my playlist says ur gonna die. listen to the music. see! One more question... are you anxious? <_< >_> <_<......i told you you were lying. The question is... Did you read ahead on the last question? nope
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