Things I Hate About Everyone
1.. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where is yours?
2 People who are willing to get off their rear to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this?
5 . When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What?? Life is the longest thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come
yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?
These things i hate about everyone scream
 honeyrust · Tue Nov 11, 2008 @ 02:45am · 0 Comments |
