Mi little cousin forced meh to read a goosebumps book (u know, the "scary" books bi R.L. Stine?) called beware te snowman. She said that et wuz really scary, so i read et... this is the summary:
So there's this girl who used to live in a really warm city, and her mom died when she wuz 5, and her dad disapeared when she wuz like 2. Her mom used to tell her a poem and the end of the first verse is "beware the snowman mi child, beware the snowman, he brings the cold, i cant remember the biginning, but it's not that important, but she wants to find the second verse of the poem, so she tells herself she'll find the book later. Now she lives with her Aunt and they moved to a really cold little village. The girls aunt made her go explore, so she went up a mountin, and ran into some kids. they were building a snowman that had one stick sticking up, and the other sideways that had an open frown, or as the book puts et "an upsidedown smile"... and a scar on the side of et's face. when she tells the kids that shes going to the top of the mountain their like NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
and then she's like "fine i'll only go a LITTLE further," she's alost at the top of the mountain, and she runs into a house, and she walks in without permission, and theres this white wolf, and they get in a fight, their both alright in the end, and then this old man comes up, and i think he has issues, because he's like "all u alrig- WHY DID U BRAKE INTO I HOUSE!" and she runs away like and the wolf follows to make sure she goes down the mountin. She runs into the ids she eet on the mountsin, and she asks the older one why she cant go to the top of the mountain, and the kid says ill tell u tommorrow night. She's home now, and TIME WARP! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHH! It's night now, and she decides to out for a walk, because she's the SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!! Shes goes out without waking her aunt, and the snowman that the little kids were building are everywhere. She gets freaked out, she hear howling, that didnt sound like and animal, but human, and ets getting closer, so she runs home, but OH NO! WHO WOULDVE GUESSED THE DOORS LOCKED! She gets in through the window and suddenly the howls far away. She like "i HAVE to find the book!" and she end up waking her aunt. NOTHER TIME WARP! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHH! It's at night the next day, and the kid is telling her the story. Aparently 2 wizards made an evil frosty the snowman, that wanted to distroy the town, so they banned him in an icecave! most of the people left, noone knowaz wut happened to the wizards, but the really smart people stayed stare ! Then she bursts out laughing, and the girls like "no ets true! that's y we build so many snowan like that! we think that snowman will comedown, but see all the snowmen who look exactly like him, and he'll think we worship him!" (can see et now "i'm gooona distry... waaaaaait... they must WORSHIP MEH! GIMME A SACRIFIC!!!!) On her way home, the younger kid tells her that HE SAW THE SNOWMAN... BUT WORSE... HE SSAW MEH!!!! Oh no? nothins happened to ya yet... so she plans to go up the mountain to see for herself, and the kids distract the crazy old man with issues, and soe how she ends up on a ledge next to the icecave frosty iz in, OH DEAR GAWD SHE SEEZ THE SCARIST THING IN THE WORLD! A GIGANTIC FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!!! Here comes the good part! Frosty freaking TALKS! he sayz WHO ARE JOO! three ties before she finally spits et out, then he's like DO U KNOW WHO I AM!?! the crap? of course we know who u are! ur frosty the snowman! she says no, and the biggest shoker EVER! "I AM UR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" no im serious, thats wut he sayz. uncotorble moment: which lady is stupid enough to... u know? frosty the snowman... i mean... do snowmen even have... u know? human body parts... THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY FREAKIN SENSE! HE MIGHT AS WELL SAID "LUKE! I AM UR FATHER!" and put on a dark vader helment. Then he sayz ur mom turned me into a snowman (oooooooooooohhhhhh! making more sense now!) because apparently ur mother and aunt r witches! she couldnt turn me back, so she left THE LOVE OF HER LIFE! to forget et ever happened. now the aunt iz back because she has to renew the spell, but u have to save meh! Can't she just hold her off until the spell brakes or something? LOGIC! then he says he cant tell her how to, or it'll STRENGHTEHN the spell. it's like some little kid who is making up rules along the way! then he tells her the hint, and it turns out to be the poem in the beginning, ye that helps, and she knowz that she has to get the secind verse. she trys to go and get et, but she rns into her aunt, and then she says that frosty the the snowman is actually a monster who her mom and dad accedently created, so they hid him in a.. snow man... nice... the they ran away to forget about him. also he aunt has the poetry book so... yea... (gawd their both suckers! just snatch the book, hit the aunt on the head, and steal the snowman's coal eyes, and live with those other kids. But nooooooooo she beilives frosty, gets the sayz the second verse, and frosty turns out to be....................................... A RED... SCALEY... mons...ter... oh... whoops! he flings the book over the mountain, and then he's like UR NXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rawr! And then the girls like "but i SAVED u, is this mi reward!?!" he just nodded and grinned, while saying "yup! this iz ur reward!" aw, ch... now that's just plain rude frosty! then suddenly *gasp!* the snowmen come up the mountain! aunt- we're doomed! they walk RIGHT bi the, and attck frosty. (lol, in one part , frosty starts screaming, but then he's like mwhhhamuhgnjndschbla, because the snowmen rolled over he's face whee ) he end being frozen, then the old man comes up with them kidz, and HE made the snowmen... march... the main character said et, not meh! and NOW the old man iz her FATHER! Last part of the book: all the snowmen crowd around the people, one comes up to the old guy and say "can we go home now? it's really cold up here!" seriously? really?
Moral of the story: Frosty the snowman has got to be THE FREAKIEST GUY EVER and we SHOULD NOT tell little kidz about him ANYMORE! unless of courseu dont mind telling them THAT story on chrstmas eve! mrgreen
ok, trhis ez WAY to long now, im leaving, bi
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