yeah, this creepy thing.
1)impale w/ flagpole
2)drop piano on head-- classic!
3)shove off a trampoline
4)shove off a CLIFF
5)beat over the head chest and neck with a wiifit balance mat (trust me, those things are heavy enough to do some damage).
6)tell him roy has a crush on him
7)...just punch him.
cool call him a gender confused, cross dressing, tranvestite, he-she-it-thing, palm tree in a sports bra and a miniskirt. then punch him.
9)kick his butt at wii tennis
10)kick him in his soft spot and make him sing soprano for a week-- oh wait! HE DOESNT HAVE ONE, so make fun of him for it.
11)omg im out of ideas! if anyone has anymore ways to kill envy, please post them in the comments. i need them very badly.
