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	Banned from Walmart haha
	Banned from Walmart haha


Wow, been so long since this. But I need something new to occupy my time now because of everything that's going on. Translation: A distraction. This was pretty funny, or so I thought, so check it out. fft: STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards. (unknown) A/N- haha isnt that the truth. BANNED FROM WAL MART........... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women stare she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. ninja rofl 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. xp 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. sweatdrop 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. xd sweatdrop 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. blaugh 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" stressed 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. emo 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme. ninja ninja 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" eek 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" stressed eek And last, but not least .. 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" eek stressed xd Regards, Tom Richards Walmart Manager Well I thought that was funny, hope you had a laugh or smile. Enjoy your day! ~Naomi Kiara brushs o death r lk snwflaks unique & ic cold i adopted a chibi! name: Hikari likes: pranks,chasing,playful,fight,shiny things doesn't like surprised verly chipper people,redundant things,pink owner:Nay u can adopt 1! adopt me! fluffysgirl7413** · Thu Feb 05, 2009 @ 03:00am · 1 Comments


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	OMFG! LMFAO!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Master: SInfull lust Random pms = heart Offline kitsune no kage hikari · Community Member · Fri Feb 06, 2009 @ 02:12am

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i adopted a chibi!
name: Hikari
likes: pranks,chasing,playful,fight,shiny things
doesn't like surprised verly chipper people,redundant things,pink
owner:Nay
u can adopt 1!
adopt me!

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