You might be a Redneck if... You want to be buried facing Wal-Mart.
THE NEW CRIMINAL ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!
This just in, we have a report of a violent, popping, running v****a. We advise everyone to stay inside, this v****a has been proven violent and will bite and spray you.
Here is the description:
Height - Short and stubby. Eyes - N/A Hair - Black. Body - Red.
If you have any information on this running monster of mayham, please call 911.
Thank you.
Katiecchi · Sat Feb 28, 2009 @ 05:02pm · 0 Comments |